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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 21 yrs ago
After leaving here last Saturday night...
reviewed by
JunkYardDog

2.0

After leaving here last Saturday night I was just amazed at the business this club does, I mean it's an absolute gold mine but I just can't understand why? Has to be the location I…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Again I made the mistake of...
reviewed by
jthmq

7.0

Again I made the mistake of going here during the day. I thought there might be some good talent on a Friday at lunch, wrong. Not many girls and there were all 5-.…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Ok, was feeling like I needed...

6.0

Ok, was feeling like I needed to see what the New Year had in store at the World Famous Heavenly Bodies, and was hoping for some out with the old and in with the new,…

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published 55 yrs ago
Not Happening.
reviewed by
brodiggity

4.3

Very disappointing visit to HB's. When I go to a strip club, I like to see skinny hot girls. There are NO skinny girls working here anymore. Every girl is "thicc" now. If you like…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Dead on Sunday
reviewed by
lookingtemp

4.3

I got to the site and parked pretty easily. What an empty lot. I must have chosen the worst time. It was a complete whim, but whatever. I did the text-in and ended up paying…

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published 55 yrs ago
What dy you really want
reviewed by
jthmq1

8.0

This is an interesting place. I’ve been going for over 10 years. Yeah sorry I am pitiful. If you find a therapist that you want to work with and she’s there and she’s available it…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Not a must see but decent night over all!
reviewed by
apbtfb27

7.3

Was stuck in an airport hotel for a business so I made the trek to HB. Paid the cover and grabbed a table near the stage. Decided I was a little hungry went back and…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Good looking women, fun lap dances
reviewed by
Zachhanson7

10.0

I went into this club on a tuesday night, it was pretty packed. I liked the ambience.. there were atleast 15 girls in the floor.most of then 7s and a few 9s. I got a…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Slowly going down hill
reviewed by
Chastitychi

5.0

This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in there.

I went in…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Needs more dancers!
reviewed by
Chastitychi

5.0

This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in there. I've…

review
published 55 yrs ago
better quality dancers
reviewed by
rich111111

6.3

Visited HB again after about 6 months. Pleasantly surprised that the dancer quality has improved. Over the last few years, the quality has been bad. This time there were 3-4 girls that were attractive enough…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Went for the cheap beer left feeling like t-pain
reviewed by
Greg Boston

10.0

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... I initially went for the beer but the hawiian/native american looking dancer at heavenly bodies was beyond amazing,..…