Teaser Pleaser Reviews

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Just came from Exotic Kitty. Parking on the street, super small parking lot for like 2 cars. Walk in. Two very cute latina spinner working the front. I believe cover was $15 or $10 military. Bathroom is right to the left of where you paid. Keep...

I was in central CA for business. This is the last of the three SC in Bakersfield I visited.
The place is in a small building that feels like it used to be a fast food joint. Very small inside, smallest SC I have ever been to. You would think that...

I found myself further south in the CA Central Valley than ever before, so I decided to push a little further to check out the clubs in Bakersfield for the first time. I didn't have particularly high hopes, but the explorer and collector in me wanted to see what was...

They have 90s prices for 30 min - but all the clothes stay on - still fun though. It’s a tiny, awkwardly small club. A quarter the size of the average club that could seat 30-40. They only have parking for like 3 cars. It’s micro. So, if you’re not...

OK, let me start by saying that I’d been a pretty regular patron at all three of the clubs here in Bakersfield, pre-COVID. I’ve decided to post a recent review for all three of them, so if you read these lines somewhere else, I’m not a bot, I’m just...

OK... If you have experienced strip clubs in states where there is a demand for this type of entertainment then temper your expectations. This place definitely falls below the national average standard when it comes to expectations of a strip club, quality of women and skill of lap daces. With...

I was in town for a couple of days visiting and had some time to kill so I visited this place to see what it was like. Very small parking lot, that was the only negative. Inside there were around 5 ladies, one on stage and several walking around or...

Went there as first club I tried in Bakersfield. Cover was $25 with unlimited soda. Only a couple other customers there. Girl on the one stage was a 6. There were only 3 or 4 girls working and the best girl there was maybe a 7...

I absolutely do not get it. What exactly are we doing here ?!
I decided to give this club a try late Friday afternoon. After all, it bills itself as an all-nude strip club in California. $18 entrance fee includes a drink. $20 regular dance. $40 couch dance. $100 6 songs...

I came to Bakersfield for work and wasn't sure what to expect from a club here. This place wasn't too bad overall. They do 2 for 1 specials every 20 minutes or so. There were about 15 girls working who all seemed to make the rounds...

So this club is on the smaller side and has a weirder layout. The parking is almost non existent. However because of this it wasn't packed and there were more than enough girls to go around. I didn't like the music though. It was probably one of the more awkward...

Bakersfield is a joke to true strip club PLs: mileage -- even serious touching -- is pretty much not happening. But when stuck here on business and there's no sports on TV, even a clean strip club is better than the re-runs of I Love Lucy which seem...

I've been here a couple of times now and have to say Teaser Pleaser is my new favrite amongst strip clubs. No, you will not see a parade of 10s nor will you be impresssed with vast pristine facilities and state of the art sound system and light shows. But...

This club is right off the freeway heading north towards Fresno. It's the perfect club to go to if you are looking to take a break from work or the road or just wanting to chill. It's really small but some dancers are nice and will chat...

I had a great time at this club. Got there late in the evening. Not many dancers 0 maybe just 2 or 3. Watched a bit and realied I was the only guy in there. Asked the dancer for a dance. Got a private dance on a bed. She was...

First of all, this is Bakersfield not Las Vegas! Weekdays are usually slow in small cities. Weekends are always the best time to go to strip clubs. Neither of the girls are obese, but everyone has their own opinion of what is fat to them. You might think some of...

Why complain about paying when you want to see naked girls in person? If you want to see tits & pussy for free then you're better off looking at porn on the Internet! If the first girl you see isn't attractive, don't just leave the club right away because you're...

I have no idea how this place gets 5* reviews. I went in after 10:30 pm on a Monday night and saw 5 fat chick's with no tits.. literally, laying around. Laying on benches in the main room and entryway. This should have been a major RED flag.

They...

I drove by this a bunch of times and decided to check it out. Parking lot is very tight, and big sign on the door says "$25 to get in, includes a lap dance". I thought no thanks, paid $18 cover that included unlimited soft drinks. Went...

Came here on a Saturday. It was not what I expected. Perhaps the girls that were top flight were out this particular Saturday? Got a drink and sat down. Several girls looked like they did not have a care in the world. I am used to girls hustling. They...

The parking lot is tricky, small and tough to navigate. But once you're in the door it doesn't matter. Went on a night when there were two blondes and three brunettes rotating through the house. Private dances are available. The girls here are friendly and...

Stopped by around 3pm and got in free with a $5 drink. Girl at the door was cute but zero personality. I walked and found a seat. One other patron and two dancers sitting together. One blonde, one brunette both about 21, 110 pounds, cute but acted like no...

This club looks kinda shady from the outside, but once u walk in it isn't too raunchy. Only serve sofa and juice which was a bummer. No smoking. One stage the club is pretty small but the lap dance areas are cool. The girls are mostly Latina and white. Average...

Not bad. Not the best looking club from the outside. Kinds small and not real private inside. $15 cover and they bring you a non alcoholic drink in a plastic cup. Aggressive girl named Nadine almost attacked me from the time I sat down. Very...

I went to Teaser Pleaser on Monday night around 9pm. I am the third person in the club. There are 4 girls all together, three white, one latino. One of white girls is the most ugly stripper I ever saw. I force myself to look at somewhere else when she...