Teaser Pleaser
3301 Buck Owens Blvd Bakersfield, CA 93308

Can score huge, but have to wait to see who comes out of booths

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TheCaptainSF
Feb 17, 2023, 2:40 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

They have 90s prices for 30 min - but all the clothes stay on - still fun though. It’s a tiny, awkwardly small club. A quarter the size of the average club that could seat 30-40. They only have parking for like 3 cars. It’s micro. So, if you’re not liking what you see, then its pretty uncomfortable being next to 2-3 really average, house wife looking women wearing, not that revealing clothes while they sit on their phones waiting some other poor schlep to solicit. Then, after an excruciating 10-15 min, POW! Out from around the curtain comes a toned, slim, young early 20s bikini model that definitely could score a prime time role on MTV… like who hot. And you know that the top and bottoms are staying on, but wholly f0cking sh!t, having anyone that hot straddle you, on a full length recliner, rhythmically grinding and talking to you about your interests - you simply WILL be hard as granite. Now, a few times the touching was not appreciated. So, some dancers come here because they like that clothes stay on, even if they get half the rate as other places. I was there once and there was this very very build up Latina, tits were the full 800cc, ass had been maximized, waist li-po-ed flat, lips pumped - and she had a pretty disinterested attitude, but fuuuuck! This is the kind of girl that could only do VIP in Vegas and still have non stop customers. So, I got to caressing and smoothing and gently squeezing for the full 30, over the clothes, but I never could have afforded her in LV. That would have been 600+400 tip, but I paid $150 and gave a $20 which she appreciated. At the end of the day, you really really have no idea what your going to get. Stay with peak hours and be very patient, wait the full 30 min, cause you never know who is going to come out of the next booth. Pro tip: ask the receptionist how many are working and do a head count to see how many booths to wait for. It’s was just crazy amazing to have 11/10 hotness in same room as 2s and 3s.

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