Reviews

TP is... a concept. If you're looking for an all-night rager, this probably isn't it. However, if you need a casual, non-alcoholic spot to try and strike up a conversation, it might be worth a…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Just came from Exotic Kitty. Parking on the street, super small parking lot for like 2 cars. Walk in. Two very cute latina spinner working the front. I believe cover was…

I was in central CA for business. This is the last of the three SC in Bakersfield I visited. The place is in a small building that feels like it used to be a fast food…

I found myself further south in the CA Central Valley than ever before, so I decided to push a little further to check out the clubs in Bakersfield for the first time. I didn't have…

They have 90s prices for 30 min - but all the clothes stay on - still fun though. It’s a tiny, awkwardly small club. A quarter the size of the average club that could seat…

OK, let me start by saying that I’d been a pretty regular patron at all three of the clubs here in Bakersfield, pre-COVID. I’ve decided to post a recent review for all three of…

OK... If you have experienced strip clubs in states where there is a demand for this type of entertainment then temper your expectations. This place definitely falls below the national average standard when it comes…

I was in town for a couple of days visiting and had some time to kill so I visited this place to see what it was like. Very small parking lot, that was the only…

Went there as first club I tried in Bakersfield. Cover was $25 with unlimited soda. Only a couple other customers there. Girl on the one stage was a 6. There were…

I absolutely do not get it. What exactly are we doing here ?! I decided to give this club a try late Friday afternoon. After all, it bills itself as an all-nude strip club in California.…

I came to Bakersfield for work and wasn't sure what to expect from a club here. This place wasn't too bad overall. They do 2 for 1 specials every 20 minutes or…

So this club is on the smaller side and has a weirder layout. The parking is almost non existent. However because of this it wasn't packed and there were more than enough girls to go…

Bakersfield is a joke to true strip club PLs: mileage -- even serious touching -- is pretty much not happening. But when stuck here on business and there's no sports on TV, even…

I've been here a couple of times now and have to say Teaser Pleaser is my new favrite amongst strip clubs. No, you will not see a parade of 10s nor will you be impresssed…

This club is right off the freeway heading north towards Fresno. It's the perfect club to go to if you are looking to take a break from work or the road or just…

I had a great time at this club. Got there late in the evening. Not many dancers 0 maybe just 2 or 3. Watched a bit and realied I was the only guy in there.…

Why complain about paying when you want to see naked girls in person? If you want to see tits & pussy for free then you're better off looking at porn on the Internet! If the…

First of all, this is Bakersfield not Las Vegas! Weekdays are usually slow in small cities. Weekends are always the best time to go to strip clubs. Neither of the girls are obese, but everyone…

I have no idea how this place gets 5* reviews. I went in after 10:30 pm on a Monday night and saw 5 fat chick's with no tits.. literally, laying around. Laying on benches in…

I drove by this a bunch of times and decided to check it out. Parking lot is very tight, and big sign on the door says "$25 to get in, includes a lap dance".…

Came here on a Saturday. It was not what I expected. Perhaps the girls that were top flight were out this particular Saturday? Got a drink and sat down. Several girls looked like they…

The parking lot is tricky, small and tough to navigate. But once you're in the door it doesn't matter. Went on a night when there were two blondes and three brunettes rotating…

Stopped by around 3pm and got in free with a $5 drink. Girl at the door was cute but zero personality. I walked and found a seat. One other patron and two dancers sitting…

This club looks kinda shady from the outside, but once u walk in it isn't too raunchy. Only serve sofa and juice which was a bummer. No smoking. One stage the club is pretty small…

Not bad. Not the best looking club from the outside. Kinds small and not real private inside. $15 cover and they bring you a non alcoholic drink in a plastic cup.…