Bakersfield is a joke, but...

Bakersfield is a joke to true strip club PLs: mileage -- even serious touching -- is pretty much not happening. But when stuck here on business and there's no sports on TV, even a clean strip club is better than the re-runs of I Love Lucy which seem to dominate local TV station programming. And that's how I ended up at Teaser Pleaser, after closing down a couple of local bars (at 11 PM? Sigh..) $18 entry included drink; bikini dances (only type offered) were $20. 2 for $40, 6 for $100; couple of 2for1 specials called by DJ. To my pleasant surprise, there were 6 girls dancing at nearly midnight on a weekday. Surprise #2, they were all were in very good to good shape: two were quite attractive (one named Priscilla being my pick of the night), three decent lookers, and only one not my type (buxom loud and cowboy) altho I can see her appealing to many guys. Diverse: two white, two AA and two Latina. Little cubby-hole dance rooms offer some privacy (but believe I saw cameras). I did 2for dances with three girls, and although all allowed torso touching, one was NFZ north & south, one (the best looker) NFZ south only, and one FFZ with about 15 seconds of SSTP. But all were pleasant and no ROB attitudes. For time-killing, I actually considered it quite successful; I've had far worse times with bad attitude dancers at high-mileage clubs in LA. Only downer was an obnoxious DJ calling out and harping on customers to tip, get dances, buy drinks, etc.; at least the girls knew the far better technique of showering attention on the guy who WAS sitting on stage and tipping (me). Again, if this was my regular club or my only choice, I might go suicidal; but for "one night in Bakersfield..." it was OK or even good.