Reviews

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’: the kind of…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting…

Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated and run down,…

Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It was $12 to…

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working.

At $20 a pop, the…

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago.…

Looking to take in the vibe at a different club, I decided to head to Centerfolds on a Monday night. I figured it was probably not the most active night, but I enjoy…

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors.

The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These guys…

Arrived late (around 11:30 on Tuesday. Centerfolds has pretty much been described to death on this site so I won't repeat what you pretty much already know.

Pretty soon after sitting down I was hit on…

I always had the intent of checking place out, but I usually ended up some place else. A particular Friday night that the warden was out of town, I decided to go once and for…

This use to be my favorite spot in Houston, but man...this place has fallen off. I'd say my last three visits have been subpar.

You have the option to self park or valet your car.…