Reviews

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a medal…

As it had been a year since I last visited, I decided to make a trip to Centerfolds on a friday afternoon. Prior to Covid, I had some interesting experiences in the afternoons and was…

Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock bottom. I…

My apologies for making this a pre-COVID review. Centerfolds is the main club that I go to. There is a bar downstairs that is the main bar, and there are two upstairs in the two…

Quick trip report here post rona closure. So I was in the area and my curiosity on how things would be In the club got the better of me, I was planning on not…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’: the kind of…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting…

Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated and run down,…

Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It was $12 to…

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working. At $20 a pop, the…

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago.…