Reviews

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty. I’ve…

The decor, lighting, facilities, could be better, could be worse. The customers, some looked good, some looked bad. The prices, fair I would say. The staff, meh at best. The parking lot, it was about…

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a medal…

As it had been a year since I last visited, I decided to make a trip to Centerfolds on a friday afternoon. Prior to Covid, I had some interesting experiences in the afternoons and was…

Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock bottom. I…

My apologies for making this a pre-COVID review. Centerfolds is the main club that I go to. There is a bar downstairs that is the main bar, and there are two upstairs in the two…

Quick trip report here post rona closure. So I was in the area and my curiosity on how things would be In the club got the better of me, I was planning on not…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’: the kind of…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting…

Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated and run down,…

Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It was $12 to…