Reviews

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers…

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there, done…

Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it could have been…

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will…

This is going to be a review summarizing the cluster of “high end” clubs around the galleria radius. Let’s just say key 2024 recession indicator, but that’s for another topic. Club has free parking with a…

So went on a Tuesday afternoon so wasn't expecting too much. They had "security chair" on the outside (he wasn't there when I first arrive around 3 PM but did see a guy wandering…

I was in the Galleria area shortly before an appointment so I thought I'd check out an old pre-pandemic haunt for a beer and a couple of dances. I'd heard some conflicting stories about Centerfolds since…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my last…

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty. I’ve…

The decor, lighting, facilities, could be better, could be worse. The customers, some looked good, some looked bad. The prices, fair I would say. The staff, meh at best. The parking lot, it was about…

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a medal…