Centerfolds Houston Reviews

Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It was $12 to get in and hi-balls were $8.50.I think the Club has been described pretty well by...

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working.

At $20 a pop, the individual dances are well worth it before deciding on who take to VIP. I...

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago. I had just been in TJ so I knew I was in for a let...

Looking to take in the vibe at a different club, I decided to head to Centerfolds on a Monday night. I figured it was probably not the most active night, but I enjoy experiencing the clubs on a less busy time the first go around. I arrived...

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors.

The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These guys are really earning their commissions!

So on the way back home I decided to celebrate.

Where...

Arrived late (around 11:30 on Tuesday. Centerfolds has pretty much been described to death on this site so I won't repeat what you pretty much already know.

Pretty soon after sitting down I was hit on by this dancer. She didn't do it for me: she had saggy titties and tattoos,...

I always had the intent of checking place out, but I usually ended up some place else. A particular Friday night that the warden was out of town, I decided to go once and for all. I arrived some time around 10 PM. I won't go over the details of...

This use to be my favorite spot in Houston, but man...this place has fallen off. I'd say my last three visits have been subpar.

You have the option to self park or valet your car. I always tend to go the $5 self park route since the parking lot is...

I went to Centerfolds after the Right Reverend Hornibastards review. I was desperate to confirm the make of the Men's room furnishings.

I went in around 1pm and walked through the metal detector that WAS plugged in, I heard it beep very softly as I walked...

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity.

SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY:
Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen parties back during the “glory days,” I knew there would be no drunken “strip, rub, lick,...

This is an addendum to my July 21 review, so I will not repeat all the details from that review. Review Nazis—chill out. This is within 30 days so it’s not good for VIP credit anyway.

I went back a couple of days later on Monday at...

Arrived around 10:30 on Monday. Cover was $12 & there were not that many girls (10?) or customers.

The club has been described many times so I wont go into the mundane details here.

Almost immediately after I arrived a girl hit on me: a blonde spinner with I (estimated) 34B's....

This review covers a couple of visits. My first visit was on a Thursday about 9:00 p.m., the second on a Saturday at about 1:15 a.m.

Centerfolds is at the corner of Richmond Avenue and Greenridge Drive. I entered the club driveway from Richmond Avenue, which leads to a...

Visited this club on last Saturday after 1 pm. Plenty of self parking , $5 cover. Club is on the left side from entrance. It's very dark, kind of dirty / dive and big with upstairs. Few staffs were working at the bar and did not spot any girls around...

Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the airport from Dollar-Rent-A-Car which turned-out to be a bit of a PITA and kinda got shitty customer-service (I...

Alright been a while since I have been here but seems to have all the same appearances. There is still a gaurd that patrols the outside so they have some security. You walk in through a metal detector and pay your fee. I think it is $5...

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency desploogination clinics.”

I strode into Centerfolds around 7 PM, my trousers bulging with cash and lurid...

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I a club representative submitting a false review, yet the reviews are flagged as such. I hope this...

I went around afternoon 3 PM and the parking lot was empty other than the dude outside dont know If hes security or the cover guy. I decided not to go. Sunday night I went again parking lot had 8 to 10 cars which was a significant upgrade over 0....

On a recent trip to Houston I arrived in town early but had no place to be until dinner time. I asked Rev. H. Bastard to recommend a couple places where rules are a bit looser and things might be more active earlier in the day. His recommendation...

I've been to Centerfolds a lot over the years. Some experiences were absolutely amazing, and others not so much. This last trip was one of the latter.

Let's start from the beginning. It cost $5 to self park in the front parking lot. It's well-lit and secure. As soon as...

12 dollar entry, parking lot felt safe, sec. guard walking through back section when leaving. Immediately grabbed by Russian brunette before even grabbing a drink. One large main stage with an area to the left with 3 booths and some private booths along the right wall. Most of these were...

2nd stop of the night – again easy to find using google maps. They had both valet and self-park – I just parked myself and walked in. It was kind of weird a whole bunch of girls were hanging in the entrance hallway – just talking among themselves –...

Got off of work a bit early and decided to relax at the club a bit. Centerfolds has been my go-to place, mostly because of the convenience, but I realize I need to stretch out a bit more and explore. The place is clean-ish and the cover charge isn’t bad...

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside.

My first stop was at Centerfolds.

If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s near west side, a couple of miles outside the 610 Loop at the corner of Richmond...