Reviews

Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the airport from Dollar-Rent-A-Car…

Alright been a while since I have been here but seems to have all the same appearances. There is still a gaurd that patrols the outside so they have some security. You walk…

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency desploogination…

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I a club representative…

I went around afternoon 3 PM and the parking lot was empty other than the dude outside dont know If hes security or the cover guy. I decided not to go. Sunday night I went…

On a recent trip to Houston I arrived in town early but had no place to be until dinner time. I asked Rev. H. Bastard to recommend a couple places where rules are a…

I've been to Centerfolds a lot over the years. Some experiences were absolutely amazing, and others not so much. This last trip was one of the latter. Let's start from the beginning. It cost $5…

12 dollar entry, parking lot felt safe, sec. guard walking through back section when leaving. Immediately grabbed by Russian brunette before even grabbing a drink. One large main stage with an area to the left…

2nd stop of the night – again easy to find using google maps. They had both valet and self-park – I just parked myself and walked in. It was kind of weird a whole…

Got off of work a bit early and decided to relax at the club a bit. Centerfolds has been my go-to place, mostly because of the convenience, but I realize I need to stretch out…

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside. My first stop was at Centerfolds. If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s near…

Went for the first time and there was an ok assortment of ladies. The cover $5 in the afternoon.The drink's are cheap. $3.75. Waitress weren't pushy. Not many girls came to me and was enjoying…

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7. The club exterior…

I have not been to CF in about one year and was pleasantly surprised by what I saw and experience. I stopped by late in a the afternoon on a Wednesday and there were…

On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect pair of pervert…

Got there around 9 on Saturday. Entry fee was $12 & highballs were $8.50. I won't bother describing the club again as many people have done that. There were quite a few girls there, I'd say…

I used to live in Houston many years ago, and this was one of my go-to clubs. I like women with large natural tits who give friendly 2-way contact lap dances. That is…

Walked in to Centerfolds on a Tuesday night. The area felt somewhat safe, but I had to pay the guy at the door to park in an area that was well lit. Was greeted at the…

After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind. This time…

Back in Houston after a year absence. I was in town for a week of business. Centerfolds and Treasures were the two closest to my hotel. I got in to town Sunday evening…

Years ago spent considerable time here, have not visited in a while. Was down in the general area after my last appointment for the day and decided to stop in. First, definitely had that…

I came here twice on a recent work trip. Once at around 4:00PM and another at 10:00 PM on a different day. Beer is like $4 plus tip during the day and not much more…

Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend a shot of…

Was in town for business and went to this club with some business acquaintances. I had not been there before but the 2 guys I went with had and one was a regular so this…

When will I learn? Obviously, I can’t learn from my mistakes because I did it again. First, let’s get this out front. Lacy is a ROB. I made a quick trip to Texas on business and thought…