Reviews

I went to Centerfolds after the Right Reverend Hornibastards review. I was desperate to confirm the make of the Men's room furnishings.

I went in around 1pm and walked through the…

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity.

SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY:
Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen parties…

This is an addendum to my July 21 review, so I will not repeat all the details from that review. Review Nazis—chill out. This is within 30 days so it’s not good for…

Arrived around 10:30 on Monday. Cover was $12 & there were not that many girls (10?) or customers.

The club has been described many times so I wont go into the mundane details here.

Almost immediately…

This review covers a couple of visits. My first visit was on a Thursday about 9:00 p.m., the second on a Saturday at about 1:15 a.m.

Centerfolds is at the corner of Richmond Avenue and…

Visited this club on last Saturday after 1 pm. Plenty of self parking , $5 cover. Club is on the left side from entrance. It's very dark, kind of dirty / dive and big with…

Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the airport from Dollar-Rent-A-Car…

Alright been a while since I have been here but seems to have all the same appearances. There is still a gaurd that patrols the outside so they have some security. You walk…

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency desploogination…

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I a club representative…

I went around afternoon 3 PM and the parking lot was empty other than the dude outside dont know If hes security or the cover guy. I decided not to go. Sunday night I went…

On a recent trip to Houston I arrived in town early but had no place to be until dinner time. I asked Rev. H. Bastard to recommend a couple places where rules are a…