Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

• review

  11 years ago
  Was in town and decided to...

  Was in town and decided to check this place out after hearing good reviews. No cover charge. The place was broken into a smoking section and non-smoking. Stayed in non-smoking and was seated at...
  falconzballa
• review

  11 years ago
  Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for...

  Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for some food In a pleasant atmosphere and had heard CCR had good food. Sat down (no cover, just walk in and sit at an empty table or booth)...
  USinCA

  Texas
• review

  11 years ago
  OK, I only come...

  OK, I only come in here 3 or 4 times a year....always hoping it gets better....and it never really does. Located next door to a 7-11. That kind of sums it...
  FatherChristmas
• review

  11 years ago
  I was staying in Crystal City...

  I was staying in Crystal City during a spell of arctic temperatures and wasn't keen on a trip into DC. So against my better judgment, I thought I would give Crystal City Restaurant a...
  JBurrows

  England
• review

  11 years ago
  Got to the club pretty early...

  Got to the club pretty early on a thursday night. There were more dancers than I expected. Decent girls. Would give an average rating of about 6. Although 1 or 2 did look a...
  ohannabellee
• review

  11 years ago
  Kind of a strange club but...

  Kind of a strange club but they have to work in the confines of Puritanical Virginia laws that don't allow any nudity or any touching. The girls dance on the main stage for...
  pinester

  California
• review

  11 years ago
  Came in during lunchtime and did...

  Came in during lunchtime and did not really know what to expect. I was honestly just curious with a side of satisfying my hunger. It actually is a full service restaurant and...
  puffpuff
• review

  11 years ago
  Decent, not great strip club. This...

  Decent, not great strip club. This is really more of a restaurant/sports bar that happens to have strippers. Food is actually pretty good and reasonably priced for a strip club. Girls generally look good,...
  wardnine

  Virginia
• review

  11 years ago
  Stopped by again a week ago...

  Stopped by again a week ago on Friday. Club is a great idea for the Northern VA area with decent beer prices, good looking girls, and a nice laid back atmosphere. The...
  Benoitballs

  Virginia
• review

  11 years ago
  Came out here the other day...

  Came out here the other day with a friend. For what it is and for the location, this place is not bad. Dancers were all fairly attractive, 1 or 2 significantly so. Of course,...
  frankwhite2442
• review

  11 years ago
  The girls were cute (some more...

  The girls were cute (some more than others). There was actually interesting conversation to be had with some of them. The food wasn't the greatest (I got the pizza and it was actually pretty...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  Went there after have a few...

  Went there after have a few beers with coworkers. The atmosphere is unique, it is a full service restaurant with a pole in the middle. The beers were relatively cheap and the...
  eightrballwiz
• review

  11 years ago
  Visited a month or two ago....

  Visited a month or two ago. Nice little place, I hear the food is decent. The girls are hit-or-miss. Some are really uptight but a few were just out to have fun. Had a...
  Benoitballs

  Virginia
• review

  11 years ago
  This is a good topless club....

  This is a good topless club. They have a back room stage. Some dancers will rub against you slightly. Dancer quality varies. Lots of older dancers during the day and several Russian dancers...
  vadayman
• review

  11 years ago
  I landed in Crystal City on...

  I landed in Crystal City on a Thursday evening and decided to check out the local strip club. Crystal City Restaurant was easy to access from my hotel. There was a nice selection of...
  eachannmhor
• review

  12 years ago
  Interesting, I hadn't been in years....

  Interesting, I hadn't been in years. No cover charge. And they have walled off a portion of the club with a glass wall and made it smoking. All Virginia establishments are...
  booyookasha
• review

  12 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant is good place...

  Crystal City Restaurant is good place to good if you only want to look (and not touch), and not pay a lot of money. Came here on a Tuesday night at 11:30 pm and left...
  Tecolote
• review

  12 years ago
  um, so if you go for...

  um, so if you go for the 1 o'clock nfl games on sunday, there are no strippers (they get there around 4... just barely got out in time). one waitress for the entire place...
  elpapi80
• review

  12 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant is kind of...

  Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered. All...
  happyhat12

  Illinois
• review

  12 years ago
  Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok...

  Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but...
  FatherChristmas
• review

  12 years ago
  This one is all a matter...

  This one is all a matter of expectations. If you're looking for a standard strip club experience, keep looking. Honestly, you're more likely to see a nipple in Old Town than in here. But...
  frankj7real
• review

  12 years ago
  This is the closest to what...

  This is the closest to what I have seen in the modern age as a "go go club" only with small round stages with poles, rather than cages. It is more of a...
  stevebaker
• review

  12 years ago
  Went to CCR last Friday at...

  Went to CCR last Friday at 7:30pm. I’m a regular (I go there every other week or so for an hour or two) and nothing has changed much since I reviewed the club...
  yamas

  Virginia
• review

  12 years ago
  I actually didn't know this was...

  I actually didn't know this was a strip club when i first saw the building. I was visiting my brother and thought i would grab some lunch near his apartment while he was at...
  Ellemon

  Kentucky
• review

  12 years ago
  Hi, I've been to CCR...

  Hi, I've been to CCR several times. I live in Virginia so it's the closest club to me. It's basically a sports bar with almost nude dancers. Virginia law requires...
  gwardell