Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

• review

  6 years ago
  Still just ok

  My buddy and I were wanting to go to the club to just talk and relax so we came here as it was close to his house in Arlington. No cover still which is...
  Backseatboy02

  Georgia
• review

  7 years ago
  Never again

  I stopped in to check this club out at night. The place was mostly empty but still no one seemed interested in chatting with me. I tried to strike up a conversation with multiple...
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  6 years ago

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  Glockv1911
  Drkcrnr

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  RELIABLE FOR WHAT IT IS

  Been off the grid for a while but finally had a last minute overnight trip to D.C. for business, stayed in Arlington, just a few blocks away from CCR. Didn't have a car...
  redrocks

  Missouri
• review

  7 years ago
  Meh

  I stopped in during a weekday afternoon. The beer was not over priced. I think a pint was on special for 3.50. The food I ordered was terrible. There were about eight dancers working...
  Drkcrnr

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Shouldn't Be In Business

  I'm not sure the purpose of this club. There are no lap dances and the women rarely talk to anyone except begging for dollar bills while doing their tip walk. The place has gotten...
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  6 years ago

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  cars4roger
  cars4roger

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Low Rent Club

  OK, so I don't want to be mean, but I've been to Crystal City Restaurant at least a dozen times (mainly because I used to live literally one block away from it), and it's...
  Bolonner

  Massachusetts
• review

  7 years ago
  Holy Crap! Actual Lap Dances Near Dc!

  So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But...
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  6 years ago

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  amorgaudium
  cipdevice

  Maryland
• review

  7 years ago
  Depends On Your Expectations.

  While visiting in Washington DC, I had some time to kill and needed to grab a lunch. So, I decided, what the heck. And gave Crystal City Restaurant a visit. It was...
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  7 years ago

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  WhiteFarmer
  WhiteFarmer

  Illinois
• review

  7 years ago
  Would You Like To Tip Me

  Was in town on business staying at a hotel around the corner on Tuesday evening. I was walking up the street with a colleague to get some dinner at a sports bar, and...
  SebHenley

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  Good eye candy

  This is the only club in Northern Virginia. The girls wear pasties and there are no lap dances. The club has good bar food and reasonably priced drinks. There are two stages: a stage...
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  7 years ago

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  ATACdawg
  enigman1

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Too many or too few dancers

  This place either has too many dancers or too few dancers on shift. The problem is that they all expect tips and dance very short dances-I guess this is how they make their money....
  cars4roger

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Whatever you make it

  So, this is a cool club. It is what you make it. In the main room, the dancers get on stage and dance for a song or two. Then they go around the room...
  andyrandyr
• review

  7 years ago
  Nice Dancers Better Food

  Obviously only pasties since in VA, so in my opinion isn't a real strip club. By VA standards it is. But the dancers were nice, and friendly. Even though they...
  jm4175

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Virginia clubs disappoints

  So I went here on a Thursday evening . I looked through lot of reviews to see if anything had changed in the rules in dc/Virginia. Sadly accepted the fact that there is no...
  jangojing

  DMV
• review

  7 years ago
  Nov 2017 update

  Went to CCR on Sunday Oct 29 and finally remembered to post this update. Got to the club at 5:00pm and stayed until around 9:30pm, when they lost power due to a thunderstorm –...
  yamas

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Weekday Fun

  This is my go to place when i want to see boobs but also relax. There are no lap dances( there are some air dances but i havent seen anyone get one) so...
  therealjonhor

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Not bad for a pastie club

  We visited this club as a couple and had no issues. The women were friendly and the club is in a reasonable location. Be aware that you may have to park a...
  jose1130
• review

  7 years ago
  Friendly place, decent experience for VA

  So I stopped in here while I had a few hours before a flight at Reagan. Despite better judgment I hadn't eaten dinner and decided that I might as well try the food since...
  SlappyDick87
• review

  7 years ago
  I could’ve done better

  Came here on a fri night, just around the VA area & don't feel like driving to D.C. Terrible parking since clib is middle of 2 major intersections. Went around twice before parking right...
  wongman

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  Pleasant way to wait out the traffic

  Had a business meeting in Crystal City that ended around 5:30 pm, so I decided to visit CCR and let the I-95 southbound rush hour traffic die down before making my way home. ...
  PeterEaster

  Virginia - Last seen being walked to the door
• review

  7 years ago
  Stripper assembly line

  Was finally up in the NOVA area again for the first time in a while. I used to enjoy the 1320 Club in Springfield which unfortunately closed down a while back. Decided to check...
  2gsn67
• review

  7 years ago
  Decent Place to Kill an Hour or Two

  I was in Crystal City for a conference and had a night to kill, so I figured I would check this place out as I was staying only a few blocks away. It had...
  hoodoomandroid

  Maryland
• review

  7 years ago
  Offbeat Dancers or Arrived Too Early

  There's only a handful of parking spots as this is in a tiny strip of three shops so you'll have to find parking in the neighborhood somewhere. As soon as you open the...
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  7 years ago

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  rhiann
  thereview

  Maryland
• review

  7 years ago
  In desperate times

  So, i was in Crystal City for work and thought id stop by the only"gentlemans" club in town. As other reviewers have noted, its basically a semi restaurat/bar with strippers. And by strippers, i...
  Mfowden1978

  Delaware
• review

  7 years ago
  Pretty lame but seems or for the course

  Was in the area and looking for a good place to visit when I found this on the map. I was immediately skeptical of the name and sure enough it's actually a restaurant...
  tuscl

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