Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Shouldn't Be In Business

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cars4roger
Apr 1, 2018, 6:02 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I'm not sure the purpose of this club. There are no lap dances and the women rarely talk to anyone except begging for dollar bills while doing their tip walk. The place has gotten progressively worse over the years and now most of the women are ugly with a few exceptions.

The food is ok for bar food maybe on par with a fast casual place like shake shack or chipotle. Overall I'm not sure why this place is in business--it may be good for the girls that want to make quick money without doing much--it is a pasties club after all. There are plenty of older women that smell and act like used car salespeople trying to figure out which old carcass at the bar will pay out. The clientele and dancers have manassas written all over them and that's where this club should be located.

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