Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Offbeat Dancers or Arrived Too Early

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thereview
Jul 10, 2017, 5:46 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Sunday Evening

There's only a handful of parking spots as this is in a tiny strip of three shops so you'll have to find parking in the neighborhood somewhere.

As soon as you open the front door you can see the main stage from the side and the as you walk down the hallway, the bar room is actually on your left. i didn't even realize this until i was heading out and saw a bunch of people in there. The setup of the lunch room tables and booths in the main room isn't bad since this is more a restaurant, but it isn't great or relaxing either. Dancers do two songs then do a tip walk. What's awkward is the next dancer has to clap for the previous dancer so it's always that awkward lone clapper every 5 minutes or so. There's a small bar in back which connects to the kitchen. Another hallway leads down past the kitchen and to the bathrooms, there's two urinals (one tall, one short) and one stall with a simple sink and paper towel dispenser.

i ate dinner there and all of the food was over salted and over cooked. Vegetables came out wrinkly and meat was a bit dry.

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Offbeat Dancers or Arrived Too Early