Holy Crap! Actual Lap Dances Near Dc!

So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But this last time, I was bored and was drinking some wine and was approached by one particularly hot and curvy petite dancer. Over time, she proposed a dance and I was skeptical of course because there are no dances around here.

But, a few glasses of wine in, I said what the hell. $50 for 10 minutes, and we went back to the curtained booth to which I never been before, and lo and behold! And actual lap dance with, get this, stick shifting! So there you have it! Some things I never thought would happen DC happen in DC. Didn't reach a happy conclusion but probably could have with another 10 min! Wow. Mind -- BLOWN. (Another part of me not, but still, wow!