Stripper assembly line

Was finally up in the NOVA area again for the first time in a while. I used to enjoy the 1320 Club in Springfield which unfortunately closed down a while back. Decided to check out the Crystal Titty to see if it had a similar vibe. I wasn't expecting a whole lot; mainly relaxed dinner with some eye candy and maybe some friendly banter.

This place is pretty small with a teeny tiny parking lot, however it was easy enough to find and there is plenty of nearby street parking. On the inside it is pretty much laid out like a restaurant with a stage along one wall, a bar in the back, and a separate smoking room. The tables were crammed in so tight that it felt very cramped and I never really got comfortable at my very small table.

The service was quick and attentive enough and the food was OK, but nothing to write home about.