Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Would You Like To Tip Me

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SebHenley
Feb 24, 2018, 11:27 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Was in town on business staying at a hotel around the corner on Tuesday evening. I was walking up the street with a colleague to get some dinner at a sports bar, and we noticed the club. After dinner, we were walking back and thought we might pop in to just check the place out. The club from the outside looks like it would be very small(very narrow front face of the building), but once we entered, the club is narrow but long, wasn't as small as it appears from the outside. The club is sandwiched in between a Chinese restaurant and Seven Eleven, all connected. There is not much parking by the club, so we wondered if it would be lively at all. Since we were walking, parking wasn't an issue.

When we entered, the place was clean and nicely decorated. We sat down at a table a couple of rows back from the stage. We ordered a couple of beers and got several singles for tipping. The drink prices were reasonable, we had about three beers each during our visit. There were several dancers at least 10, most seemed about 5's(not real attractive and not my type). There were a couple of 8's more my type. This club was unusual in that after each girl danced they would then go to each table asking if you would like to tip her. If you can't say no to a girl, tipping can get expensive. Every club I have ever been to you always tipped at the stage. For some reason, neither of the 8's made it to our table or I might have asked for a private dance.

The music the girls danced to was sometimes very odd bordering on comical, not your typical music I have heard in a dance club. The girls wore pasties, so not full topless. Since the talent wasn't that great, and the girls I like disappeared, we only stayed about an hour. The club was livelier than we expected from seeing the outside. If I am in the area on business again, I might give it another chance to see if the dancers are any better, but otherwise there are many other better clubs.

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