Reviews

So this was my first trip back to crystal city restaurant since COVID hit. Surprisingly not much has changed. The smoking area is still open, they’re running at almost full capacity (besides the bar) and…

Essentially 2 rooms - a larger non-smoking room with a bar and several tables with a full stage. And a smaller more intimate smoking bar room with a couple of tables with a small stage.…

I’ve been coming to this club regularly since everything shut down in DC except for Paper Moon in Northern Virginia. The reason I’m writing this is to point out a couple of things that…

... I was back in town in late June/early July for about 10 days, so I decided to check back in on CCR (as well as PaperMoon - see separate review for that one) to…

I was staying near Reagan National airport for a business meeting, and I didn't fly out until the next morning, so I decided to go to Crystal City Restaurant. I've been here a few…

Visited Crystal City to watch some football, eat some food, and see some show. I had heard it was more restaurant than strip club and that is how I would describe it. The girls were varied,…

It's been a while since I stopped by at CCR. If you've read some of my other reviews from the DMV area, I typically avoid clubs that don't allow touch/contact because - well -…

It is my own damn fault really. I should honestly know better to go to a club in VA. I had a night out with the boys on Friday that ended a little…

I stopped by around 1:15 a.m., about 45 minutes before closing. There will still quite a few customers, and the dancers had a rotation on the main stage, circle the club for tips, and…

Was in Crystal City for a quick, last minute business trip and ventured over to CCR after a dinner up the street at the Sports Pub, my normal Crystal City routine. Arriving at about…

I stopped in around happy hour on a Wednesday. The club is in a very safe area, it actually seems out of place where it is. There isn’t a cover or anyone to check ids.…

Busted out of work early one Friday afternoon and decided to pay CCR a visit. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer that was ice cold. Great start, but that was the only highlight.…

Odd set up. There is a main area for food and drinks, and then there is glass enclosed room where the girls dance on a small stage. You can smoke cigars in there…

Right next to 7-11 I mistook it for a restaurant for years. And, well, it is. Not too busy, some booth seating and feels like a mom & pop diner. But yeah, girls stripping to…

I walked over to this restaurant from the Crystal City Metro station. I was glad I took the Metro to get here as it did not look as there were metered parking spots available. This turned…

Food (Baja chicken) was good and under $10.. Girls weren’t bad looking but you can’t touch them....you tip them a buck after their dance and they say thank you. I guess this is…

First, put on your DC/NOVA goggles because I dont see how this place exists without them. But since it’s pasties and low mileage area, this place really isn’t half bad unless you are willing to…

In DC on business for a few days this past week, hitting the old faithful CCR just because it's so convenient to my hotel in Crystal City and there's typically a looker or two to…

A friendly, low key, casual atmosphere - almost more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have topless (pasties) dancers. Friendly staff & dancers. Not a place to get any 'action,' but you won't get…

Visited the club again last Sunday for the first time in a while. Only strip club in Arlington, VA - you'd either have to go into D.C./Maryland or drive down to Springfield area of Fairfax…

I went to this club on a random Wednesday night while traveling. I didnt get there until about midnight, which was okay. Cover wasn't high, 5$ I believe. I sat down and got a few…

My buddy and I tend to end up here when we want to hash things out and talk business. 4 small beers were 35 bucks tonight and the girls take their turns dancing fora song.…

Once you have come to grips with the reality of the DC club scene, you accept a few things. Pasties, I suppose, is among them. I and my crew were close by and did the…

Got to the club at 8:30pm and stayed until around 11:30pm. Just updating that the club is adding a 3rd private dance alcove, but this one is in the non-smoking section, so now you don’t have…

After the closing of 1320 Club II this might be the only viable strip joint left in the DC area. The area itself is safe, and fairly easy to get to by Metro or…