Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Waste of Time

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mikeym
Jun 21, 2019, 5:23 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I walked over to this restaurant from the Crystal City Metro station. I was glad I took the Metro to get here as it did not look as there were metered parking spots available.

This turned out to be a restaurant instead of a strip club. After all, it's not a strip club, as Juicy J sings, unless they're showing pussy. I did not even see boobies as they were covered by pasties. Anyways, I normally don't like dining at restaurants by myself but felt comfortable here as there were a couple others also smoking and dining by themselves.

There is no cover charge to enter. I sat at a table and ordered a sandwich for $8 and a beer for $7. The dancers appeared to be a handful of 5s - whites, in their mid to late 30s, average body types. There were two dance cubicles, but I had no interest to get any dances from today's crop.

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