Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

I came here for the happy hour steak dinner on Monday night. This place is a good place to hang out, which is why so many men (and some women) patronize this place.

I came during a shift change, but other than some fuglies, I saw quite a few lookers....

I stopped at Crystal City restaurant on a Thursday afternoon around 2pm. Since this club is in the Northern Va area, there is no touching and no lap dances. That is a big negative. However, if you want to sit back and enjoy a beer while ladies with pasties and...

Only come in here 2 or 3 times a year because it is such a pathetic excuse for a club. My most recent visit was on a Friday afternoon from about 445 to 745 while waiting for some friends to meet up elsewhere in the neighborhood.

The women in the afternoon...

I came in on a Monday for their steak special. Free entry and got a table to order while watching some some nice hotties strut their stuff. This is a pasties club, so no lap dancing or nudes, but still some smoking babes.

I did the obligatory tip drill with a...

I live in the neighborhood so stop by this club from time to time. Women here tend to be older but most are pretty. I have a hard time regarding this as a true strip club because of the Virginia patsies law (girls can't dance nude so must wear patsies)...

I went in on a Monday afternoon. The place wasn't too busy and there was a decent number of girls on rotation. This place is great if you are just looking to relax, have a drink and enjoy some food. The food is actually pretty good and...

This is a good sit down, drink a beer and watch the girls kinda club. There is ample TV with sports when not watching the girls. And it really is very good at what it does. Worth a trip.

This is a bikini club and has good food/drink/service....

Not bad. I like that I can smoke in the back, but generally a good place to hang out and watch, the girls do not bother you too much except for the regular dollar. The girls are cute, but for the value, dc md and even paper moon in Springfield...

I had some work in the area so this is a compilation of my visits. Overall I had a great time. The bar itself was nice and clean and had a sports bar/restaurant motif.

The dancers were friendly and there are usually 10-12 girls. The girl's looks range...

I've been in the DC/NOVA area on numerous occasions and have always thought about making a visit here. Stuck in Crystal City because of my incompetent airline, I decided to catch dinner and some entertainment around the corner from my hotel. The CCR interior lounge was clean and comfortable, but...

All I can say is if you plan to visit on a Sunday nite in August, don't bother. About 8-10 dancers on duty, maybe 2 of which I would charitably rate 7. Others rated about 4-5. Very disappointing because although I have not visited in several years,...

The previous review is very accurate. The main thing I would add to it is that I visited on Monday night and Tuesday night at about 10pm each time, and this place was packed with patrons and had about 20 dancers working. Several were dream-girl gorgeous and there wasn't a...

Dropped in for a steak and some eye candy after work. There were about 12 or 15 girls doing one song sets on two stages. Service was excellent and the food even better. Got a great New Yorker for 12 bucks. The girls were really good...

A bunch of buddies and I stopped by this place late one Saturday night. There are no lap dances, but the free cover and eye candy more than made up for it. Lots of hot dancers gyrating on stage, and we placed our dollar bills in their g-strings.

I...

I was in the area on business and had an hour for lunch. There are a lot of very good restaurants in the area from which to choose but I thought that it might be nice to have some entertainment while eating.

The club layout is actually that of a nice...

I visited here on a Friday evening and it was the first time in almost a year. They now have a seperate area for smoking. I sat in the non smoking area and order some food and drinks. I got some chicken appetizer which was the wors...

I was in town on business and decided to stop at this place on my last night since my hotel was across Jefferson Davis Hwy. I had read some of the reviews so I was not expecting much. I was still disappointed.

There are two section...

Bad vibe in this club. Cliques of dancers at war with other cliques of dancers. Americans v. foreign dancers. Old v. young. Attractive v. less attractive.

Also, rumors that a strip club chain is or has bought the place abound. Not sure if they are correct. Anyone know?

Some pretty girls....

Pasties club, which kind of sucks. Worse still, there are no lap dances allowed. Still, the food is good, the dancers are friendly, and there are far worse places to spend a Saturday afternoon. The last time I went, the sports pub up the street (same owner as the strip...

On recommendation of a friend I stopped here one night. I was starving so I ordered a salad and sat off to the side to watch the show. The food was surprisingly good. And the price was excellent. It took a few go arounds to understand...

I've been to this club numerous times. It's essentially half-strip club, half-restaurant. Virginia law requires the girls to wear pasties over their nipples so, IMO, doesn't feel like a true strip club as there is no nudity. Within the past year, the club added a separate smoking and lapdance area...

Another trip to CCR after a long absence. I’ve never liked the DC clubs because of their restrictive ordinances (why bother?) but I’ve always enjoyed visiting the CCR. It is a restaurant/bar first and foremost that just happens to have dancers. My impression is that they are...

I stopped into the CCR for a nightcap last night around 10pm. I hadn't been in here in maybe 8 years or so. No cover (at least on a Monday night), just walked right in. It's a long narrow room, separated into smoking and non-smoking areas. ...

I had been here once a few years back. I was meeting some colleagues for a happy hour a couple of blocks away, and traffic had been less than I expected, so I had about 45 minutes to kill. I figured I'd drop in and see if much...

I came down to DC on business, so I figured I'd take the metro out to Crystal City and find out what this restaurant/strip club is. It's a great set up, with tables in the restaurant area all within viewing distance of the stage. There were 6 dancers on stage...