Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

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review
2 days ago
Okay and convenient, but wouldn’t go back.
Went here on a Tuesday night to grab dinner with a nice view. I’ll first list the pros. The best part is the convenience; if you are staying in Arlington near the airport, this...
Icemantmp
review
a month ago
Beyond slow dayshift
Saturday afternoon. No cover. Dead. As. Hell. First on the smoking section stage was a stocky Asian chick. 20s. Dark hair, small tits, medium ass. Decent. Only 2 other PLs in the building. I sipped my...
PAWG_Patrol
GA/FL PAWG Hunter
Comments: 3
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a month ago
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PAWG_Patrol
review
3 months ago
Disappointing Return
This is my first review in almost 2 years, for a variety of reasons. So it's ironic that this is review is for the same club I last reviewed. I was in...
redrocks
Missouri
Comments: 1
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a month ago
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rickmacrodong
review
4 months ago
Home of the Air dance I guess?
This places set up is actually really nice as you enter there is a separate room to the left that is a smoking room separate from the main room and the main room is...
TripleH
Lets go Brandon
Comments: 7
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10 days ago
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TripleH
review
5 months ago
Wasted time and money
This was my first time here I was in the area so I decided to check it out. I was hungry so I ordered some food and got three beers the waitress was nice...
Soulman2k15
Comments: 2
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a month ago
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rickmacrodong
review
6 months ago
OK time…
Second time coming to CCR, this time a little bit less fun than the first, but still an OK time overall. Was staying in a hotel near the airport and this place is...
Djongles
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6 months ago
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Djongles
review
7 months ago
Fun place hot dancers
This was my first time at a strip club. I ended up getting a private dance. The bartenders were very nice and welcoming and so were the dancers - not sure if that was...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
8 months ago
Dive bar strip club
After a couple of less than stellar visits other DC area clubs, decided to venture across to VA to check out CCR. Was there just for the evening on a work trip, arrived...
Djongles
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8 months ago
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Jascoi
review
8 months ago
Saturday AM shift & The 60th Anniversary Party
Part I: Saturday AM shift Sandwiched between a 7 Eleven and a Chinese spot after a shitty left turn is Crystal City Restaurant. A no frills club that’s been open for decades. My first visit. 2PM....
PAWG_Patrol
GA/FL PAWG Hunter
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8 months ago
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PAWG_Patrol
review
9 months ago
Burgers n Boobs
Tried my hand at this lovely little RESTURAUNT. Burgers and boobies is what I came for, and burgers and boobies is what I got. The venue was split into two areas smoking and non smoking....
Marletto
review
10 months ago
Good for a drink and a quick bite
Whenever I'm in the area I love to pop in for dinner and a show. The food is good and well-priced and the dancers always look good, and the area is safe. You probably already...
wthamistilldoing
review
a year ago
Low Pressure, Great food & Dancers
Came in around dinner time as I had heard the food here was really good & wasn't disappointed. It is mostly setup as a Restaurant/Bar that happens to have dancers. The girls range from...
ResqCowboy
review
a year ago
A great steakhouse/restaurant with nearly naked women.
The layout: It’s been covered time and again in the reviews but here we go… small club in a strip mall. Parking is interesting. I got street parking which is card or change only. $1.75/hr....
Faway5592
review
a year ago
Billy Crystal's 700 Sundays was a great play
Arlington, VA. Saturday afternoon. Right next to a 7/11 in a strip mall. Real busy area in downtown Arlington. I parked in a bank parking lot across the street. Walk in. No cover, no...
Muddy
USA
review
a year ago
CCR is the best in Northern VA
CCR is by far my favorite strip club in the area. I have visited here multiple times with a group of friends and the more I’ve been here the more friendly the dancers are....
Eyemeye
review
a year ago
CRC is a small dive bar where (below average) girls wear pasties
Went at 10:30pm on Thursday night after reading reviews here and in town for work. It's in Crystal City VA which was a 10-15 min uber ride from downtown where I was staying. The place...
Erdr99
review
a year ago
Same as it ever was
Not much interesting or new about CCR. You can probably find free parking if you spend some time looking. It was busy, even after midnight. It's a hole in the wall...
Frankcastle
Georgia
review
a year ago
Day Shift at CCR
Stopped by at about 4 pm on a Friday after work. By that time the two cutest girls on shift were firmly ensconced in booths with regulars, and the rest of the girls available...
Vorleser
review
a year ago
Good value and bang for the buck for a strip club
Parking is tough, but its near DC so many people just walk in as it’s normal to walk everywhere in this area. Or some people park at nearby bank parking lots (which the club...
rickmacrodong
Comments: 7
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2 months ago
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rickmacrodong
review
a year ago
Best Strip Club in Wash DC area
I go there about 3 a week to see one dancer. Each dancer dances on the front stage of the club. Then walks around to get tips from the customers. Customers can also tip...
Day Man
Comments: 6
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a year ago
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rickmacrodong
review
2 years ago
Decent club, good food
This place is near the DC area, has no cover fee but they require buying food or drink. The food is reasonably priced, and the burger is decently priced, and tastes as good...
rickmacrodong
Comments: 1
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2 years ago
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rickmacrodong
review
2 years ago
Best spot in Metro DC for a chill time (action not so much)
My girlfriend and I have become regulars here over the last few months. We go at least every other week. Always for dinner. There’s no real cocktails, but will typically buy a couple of...
StivBators90
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
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StivBators90
review
2 years ago
An ok time, nothing wild
The location of the club is in a nice area and near a lot of hotels. When I walked in there was no cover charge. The club is split into two very small areas....
Mcvin123
Comments: 1
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2 years ago
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rickmacrodong
review
2 years ago
First SC, decent place to kill time
I was in the area and needed to kill some time, I figured why not go to my first strip joint for dinner and a show. I been here before, albeit in the morning without...
wthamistilldoing
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2 years ago
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RiskA
review
2 years ago
Mediocre First Visit Because of Convenient Location
Was in the area for business,staying at one of the many nearby hotels. As past reviews have indicated, this place isn't your typical strip club; it's more like a sports with bar with...
juand74
Comments: 3
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2 years ago
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rickmacrodong