Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

This one is all a matter of expectations. If you're looking for a standard strip club experience, keep looking. Honestly, you're more likely to see a nipple in Old Town than in here. But if you want a one of a kind experience where you get to look at some...

This is the closest to what I have seen in the modern age as a "go go club" only with small round stages with poles, rather than cages. It is more of a restaurant than stripclub, but the food is quite decent and more than reasonably priced. It...

Went to CCR last Friday at 7:30pm. I’m a regular (I go there every other week or so for an hour or two) and nothing has changed much since I reviewed the club back in Jan 2010. However, I’m writing because of the exceptional quality of dancers that...

I actually didn't know this was a strip club when i first saw the building. I was visiting my brother and thought i would grab some lunch near his apartment while he was at work. Walked in and was surprised. Went ahead and stayed, thinking, when in Rome. Food was...

Hi, I've been to CCR several times. I live in Virginia so it's the closest club to me. It's basically a sports bar with almost nude dancers. Virginia law requires pasties so that's expected. The first time I was here it was a bit of...

This was my first visit to CCR in a couple years. They took what used to be the pool table area and enclosed that to create a smoking area and bar as VA law now requires. That effectively also removed the second stage/platform where the girls used to dance....

Found out about this place on this website and decided to check it out. As others have said, it is NOT a traditional strip club. Think of it as a bar/restaurant with a show. As you walk in the front door you are headed straight towards the...

Nice place to go if you're more in the mood to eat than be entertained. Dancers had very quick shifts and absolutely no touching which comes whit the territory in Virginia. Still the girls were attractive. If you have nothing better to do it is an option...

Stopped in for lunch to check this place out. Have heard about it for years but this was the first visit. No big surprises after reading all the other reviews. Dancers get topless but have pasties. Couple of the dancers were 8s (beautiful natural large tits)...

This place continues to maintain its reputation as a fantastic hang out. The lack of lap dances (they do have a private air dance room, but it's lame) sucks, but the girls are friendly to talk to and good company. The relatively inexpensive beers and drinks, accompanied by...

CCR is a restaurant with a gentlemen's club. Or is it a gentlemen's club with a restaurant? Either way, it is clean enough that you'll be safe eating there, and you will get to watch some great looking girls strut their stuff for you. Plenty of Russian...

I didn't read much of the reviews but chose the place because it was convenient. I walked over from one of the Crystal City hotels and never felt in danger. Maybe I was naive, but it seemed to be a decent neighborhood and Highway 1 was right there,...

CCR is an interesting club, as long as you're not expecting a typical strip club experience. The name is a tip-off: it's a restaurant with topless dancers. Think of it this way. Take your average Hooters. Now, turn the lights down low; add some years...

Met a colleague for lunch here on a Thursday as kind of a gag since he was not aware it was also a strip club. There are only 2-3 parking spots in front of the club so you have to park on the street or the lot on Eads...

This club has become a nice excursion for Friday afternoons. I have visited this club on several Friday afternoons recently, and the chill atmosphere of the "smoking" bar area has made it nice to just kick back and relax. This place has no cover, but no lap dances...

Pasties and thongs only here. A couple of the dancers were hot and the rest, not so much. I went on a night when there was not one but TWO dancers with beautiful natural large breasts. Which to me is pretty rare now a days (you usually see large...

I stopped in with a friend after dinner down in Old Town Alexandria.  Been here before, but not in a long time. THe food is pretty good and cheap. Parking is either on the street or in the bank parking lot after 6 PM. There is no cover and the...

Been going off and on here for over 20 years. All types of girls and ages. Tip the girls well and you can sit with them. Hand holding and leg touching permitted. Just make sure to not touch the boobs or the crotch when they are sitting...

This is a really interesting club. It is much more of a dinner joint with partially naked girls. There is a stage just inside the door and dinner seating all around. Waitresses are friendly.

Girls dance a couple of songs and then they circulate for tips....

My favorite DC northern Virginia men's club. Dancers and waitresses are very friendly. Menu is much larger than you might suspect. This is the first strip joint I have eaten dinner at. Kinda different but enjoyable. Their steak special is well worth it. Enough about the food. Dancers are all...

I went there with my friend and ended up just gettin a drink and just chillin. the ladies are friendly. there are two stages one in the smoking area and one in the none smoking area. both are relatively small and there is no nudity really. girls are in underwear...

Been to this strip club a handful of times in the past few months. Club is just as much a local dive bar as it is a strip club IMO. In Virginia girls by law must wear pasties over their nipples so if you're looking for topless this club (or...

Everyone who works there is nice to you, but the overall atmosphere is standoffish and cold. Many of the girls are very nice, but try to get one to sit down with you for a while is almost impossible unless you want to shell out money for a "table...

I made the mistake of going here recently. The problem with this place is really the location and set-up. First off, there really isn't any dancing besides the main stage area. While there is ample room at the club for patrons, it doesn't have the vibe of...

In Crystal City on business for the first time in several years (like 10). I was hungry so decided to see if the Crystal City Restaurant still served those good cheap steaks. They Do! The club's been remodeled since I was there last, still rather small though. ...