Reviews

Very relaxed atmosphere during the week and the girls aren't pushy. There is a main dance stage that you can see as you enter and a smaller one in tge cigar room. All dances are…

Probably the best club in Northern VA, but you can do better in DC (Camelot) and Maryland (many Baltimore clubs). Still if the you want a place to stop and have a beer and watch…

This was my first visit in a long time. The pool table area has been converted to a dance stage and smoking is allowed in this section. There is also a room for…

Similar to what I saw on Yelp and here, this place is hardly a strip club but luckily is fairly inexpensive. My friend and I arrived after midnight, so only got to see 4-5…

This is more a dive bar than strip club. Several TV with sports. Decent price on beer. Very good looking tight young dancers. This is VA so they all wear g strings and pasties…

First off, I really enjoy this club! This review covers Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. The layout of the club isn't all that important, but they have 2 stages: 1 main stage and a…

This club has 2 private rooms. $20 for 15 minutes. Quality of dances depends on who is dancing for you. One of the rooms had a non see thru curtain for awhile and the…

Was in town for the Microsoft convention so I decided to stop by an old favorite hangout. This place is more bar than strip club. It's a place to kick back with a few beers…

Returned to CCR this time for just a couple beers and to watch the girls shimmy. About half of the dancers were not for me, either too old, overweight, or major tattoos (not a turn…

I had a few hours to kill flying out of DC, so I decided to give Crystal City Restaurant a go. I went on a saturday right around lunch time. Things were slow…

This club is said to be a restaurant primarily, but I really did not see much evidence of this beyond the statement on one of the signs that said they served food. There was…

This is a restaurant that is going for more attention by having girls with pasties dance. It isnt a strip club that serves food.<br> <br> You are in Crystal City so just remember that if you are…

Overall this is a good restaurant with nice girls. Some are more aggressive about asking for tips after their set by walking around the restaurant than others. Overall, for what is available in Virginia this…

So, I was meeting someone at Reagan airport, and decided to wait here. Virginia, it was explained to me, does not really allow for topless (let alone nude) strip clubs. The girls here…

If you are reading this, you probably know that Virginia proper isn't much in the way of good strip clubs. (cross the border into DC and that's another story) But as far…

Was in town and decided to check this place out after hearing good reviews. No cover charge. The place was broken into a smoking section and non-smoking. Stayed in non-smoking and was seated at a…

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for some food In a pleasant atmosphere and had heard CCR had good food. Sat down (no cover, just walk in and sit at an empty table or booth) and…

OK, I only come in here 3 or 4 times a year....always hoping it gets better....and it never really does. Located next door to a 7-11. That kind of sums it up…

I was staying in Crystal City during a spell of arctic temperatures and wasn't keen on a trip into DC. So against my better judgment, I thought I would give Crystal City Restaurant a try. The…

Got to the club pretty early on a thursday night. There were more dancers than I expected. Decent girls. Would give an average rating of about 6. Although 1 or 2 did look a little…

Kind of a strange club but they have to work in the confines of Puritanical Virginia laws that don't allow any nudity or any touching. The girls dance on the main stage for a…

Came in during lunchtime and did not really know what to expect. I was honestly just curious with a side of satisfying my hunger. It actually is a full service restaurant and I…

Decent, not great strip club. This is really more of a restaurant/sports bar that happens to have strippers. Food is actually pretty good and reasonably priced for a strip club. Girls generally look good, though…

Stopped by again a week ago on Friday. Club is a great idea for the Northern VA area with decent beer prices, good looking girls, and a nice laid back atmosphere. The downsides…

Came out here the other day with a friend. For what it is and for the location, this place is not bad. Dancers were all fairly attractive, 1 or 2 significantly so. Of course, it…