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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 18 yrs ago
I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before,...
reviewed by
Mott

6.0

I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before, but it's changed a bit since then. A few things:

  1. They now have the token machines, but the girls don't like to use them, it doesn't seem.…
review
published 18 yrs ago
Based on the reviews, I went...
reviewed by
meathound

1.0

Based on the reviews, I went to this club Monday night while in SF on business.

I imagine it would be a nice place had it not been for a very high pressure hustle…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Well I owning get dances when...
reviewed by
BuckMcNutter

8.0

Well I owning get dances when I'm in town from Tiffany on the M-Fr day shift. She is a tiny bubbly Asian with cute perky fake ones.
She'll take you to the back if she…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went back to this place back...
reviewed by
tokyojeffro

8.0

Went back to this place back in August.

The thing to remember about this place is that the talent levels vary with the performers. They actually have a website where you can see which dancers…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went in around 11:50 PM on...
reviewed by
cant_get_enough

7.0

Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a couple of years…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I drove into town on a...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

I drove into town on a Friday, specifically to catch the Kira Kener show down the street. Ended up catching the Kaylani Lei show at CH. I didn't even know she was performing here,…

review
published 18 yrs ago
If you are thinking that this...
reviewed by
SFlurker

5.0

If you are thinking that this is like the Las Vegas CH2, you'll be disappointed. The decor, girls and the whole atmosphere is a lot lower class... the only good thing is that SF…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Caught the feature show of Nautica...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

8.0

Caught the feature show of Nautica Thorn last week - one of the best features I've ever seen. Excellent use of multiple toys was mind-blowing. Unlike many features she also smiled and appeared to be…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Interesting club in a rough part...
reviewed by
rugrat

7.0

Interesting club in a rough part of town. Just down the road from LA girls and the Market Street Theatre. Easy to get to from BART, MUNI, or any other of the many…

review
published 18 yrs ago
There is always good talent here...
reviewed by
raya

8.0

There is always good talent here and, while the layout is unusual, you can use the layout to make a wise choice of partner. You can have a good time with 3 dances for…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Made a visit last Sunday. Got...

7.0

Made a visit last Sunday. Got to the CH around 7:30 and it seemed that it had just opened. I've been before, about a year ago. I'm not from the area, but will check out…

review
published 18 yrs ago
went in last monday - $20...
reviewed by
moholy

9.0

went in last monday - $20 cover. Saw an incredible (9) black woman named Brazil dance, who I had had a perfect PS with in the past. She took me back and didn't have to…