Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101

I would not make a trip...

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Sjhughes
Jul 19, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I would not make a trip from the city to go to this club, don’t get me wrong I liked the club, but ordinary club like the ones in the city. If you’re in or going through Santa Barbara this club is a few blocks from the beach and a place called Stearns Warf where you can essentially drive on the pier out in the ocean and they have restaurants and little stores, etc, its pretty cool. Back to the club, it is a nice little spot with some hotties, but not much action entertainment. The ceiling is low and so is the pole so there aren’t any acrobatics happening here. I only mention that because if I can’t drink then I’m not sure what else to do, I can’t get lap dances the entire time I’m there, so anyway, just thought I’d mention that. My only real gripe with the club is that the lap dances are very short, like 2 minutes, why the club would choose to skimp the customers on lap dances (the only real thing they sell btw) is crazy to me.

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