Same club, two years apart:
#1 was having her period, and left a smear down the legs and all over the crotch of my jeans. Didn't discover this until returning to the main room, where the blacklights made it appear even more obvious against the faded denim.
#2, dancer was working her first night, ever. She was a fairly new mom, although had done a nice job of working off the baby weight, and I couldn't really tell. She was really getting in to the lap dance, had her back to me, really giving what appeared to be genuine moans of pleasure...and them started to lactate all over herself and a little on me. She was so embarrassed and upset she ran out of the room, never collected.
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