Don't Waste Your Time

I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve NO drinks, and NO food, literally the only thing you can spend money on is the dancers. They're nice. $20 for topless dance, $40 for all nude, $60 to touch. Who the fuck goes into a strip club that allows touching, all nude lap dances, and doesn't go for it? You're going to spend $60 on a lap dance. When a decent strip club (that serves beer and bar food, maybe has some TVs with sportscenter) opens in Santa Barbara, Shitmint Rhino is going straight out of business.