Wackos Reviews

Another drive on I-95, another stop at Wackos. I read a few reviews that indicated the talent level had dropped, or that the action was lessened somewhat. In my experience, that is simply -not true. I pulled off I-95 a little before 2:00pm on a blistering hot...

I was travelling through Florida during the last week of July and had opportunities to visit Wackos on two afternoons, the trip south (Thursday) and the trip north (Saturday), this review covers both afternoons. Other reviews have covered the layout, but just in cast you missed them, there are...

I had not been by Wacko's at night in many, may years. Have been during the day numerous times over that period, but not at night. As has been said many times, it is located east of I-95 on Emerson in a not so great part of town....

To be honest, I am not high on this club. The location is bad and I don't really feel safe in the parking lot. But a buddy was having a tough time and another friend wanted to take him someplace to take his mind off things.

It has three stages,...

This review covers a Thursday afternoon visit. On this visit, the club had about 15 dancers and about 15-20 customers. It was hard to get the attention of dancers as most of them were spending time with regulars or in the dressing room. Perhaps a visit earlier in the week...

What can I say .. Damn... this club has cheap drinks, a great selection of ladies, and menu of fun for all budgets. Day shift is vary laid back with older regulars and great fun ladies. Night shift is more youngsters and wannabees and more mercenary but still good...

Dropped by the club recently. Hadn't been in this club for over a year. Interior appeared just like I remembered it, so no real redecorating. However they did have a chef and a buffet type set-up over by the entrance to the store next door. I don't remember that buffet...

I seem to be at Wackos Wednesday afternoons. Lots of tiny spinners mixed with some very large girls who shouldn’t be dancing. Though I must say some of the larger men did like them based on tips. Eve – a cute redhead. Niki – a brunette with bad teeth but...

Been a while since I reviewed this place. Been there a few times in the past few months. Usually just go to chill, have a drink at the bar, and see if anything inspiring transpires. On the right days, Stacy will be there. She is so...

Visited Wacko's first on a Friday afternoon. The club was fairly full, which I assume was for the 2 for 1 drink specials. They also have a full menu, and apparently a lunch buffet. My friends and I settled in on a couple of buckets of domestics, and had a...

When driving through Jacksonville, I often stop at either the Doll House or Wackos. Wackos is the easier of the two to reach from the interstate, just one block from the Emerson exit. This Saturday afternoon, I had already driven through two rainstorms and miserable 4th of July...

Arrived approximately 3 p.m. and actually found a parking space right away, this is not normal for a Friday afternoon. After sitting with my friend and getting our (2-4-1) drinks, it was apparent that the lineup was also not the normal. Lineup consisted of 90% overly tatted or overweight dancers...

Does one need to be covered in Tats to work in Jacksonville ? there was a large number of girls there... But only two i would consider lap dance prospects. The others
seemed all strung out or tatted up. I guess this is not my town ! There...

I last reviewed this club a month ago. Since then I have made multiple visits, mostly daytime and early evening. This visit was a Friday afternoon into the mid evening.
Simply put.. cannot beat the 2 4 $4 Beers or cheap drinks even for the ladies. Cocktail service is...

So, I went there on a Thursday afternoon, after being disappointing by the lack of quality at the Dollhouse. As soon as I walked in, Jane or Jen marked me.... She is a light brunette spinner, with a cute face- just my type. I tipped...

I was in Jacksonville calling on a couple of clients, one over breakfast, the other over lunch, so had most of the afternoon available before headed back to central Florida. Decided to spend some time at Wacko's. Turned out to be relatively pleasant, high quality time.

First off, you have to...

This review is actually rather late. I visited Wacko's for the first time a month or two back, but didn't think to leave a review at the time, probably because it wasn't the greatest of experiences I've had venturing clubs. I asked a friend if she wanted to go there...

I received a call from a friend to meet at Wackos and of course, I went. There were a couple of new faces on-hand. I tried one out from S. Carolina. Dance was okay but got awesome fast after a few questions. Fortunately, I was prepared, the dance went full...

This was my second time trying out Jacksonville, and this time it was great. The first time was sinsations, I'll post a review for THAT one later... I got to wackos and was immediately greeted by a friendly dancer who got off the stage as she saw me walk in,...

This review is a summary of about 4 visits, 3 day and 1 night. Layout, cover, etc have been explained. The girls on daytime are good, bad, ugly and fat. They are a diverse group, but there are a couple cute, sexy one and some middle ground,...

I went on an early Wednesday afternoon. The parking lot actually still had some spots. I had been avoiding Wackos, partly because there are two girls there that zero in on me when I arrive. They are both wonderful, but I sometimes want to meet some new talent. Remarkably this...

This is a composite review. Went in twice with friends who recommended it.

The club is nice inside, but the location is horrible. Homeless people in a horrible parking lot I'd be afraid to park my car. It's hard to feel safe, if I wasn't with a group of guys...

I was there about 1:00 in the afternoon today and was surprised how many dancers were there. All shapes, sizes and ages were represented. Everybody was pretty laid back and a lot of the girls were sitting with regulars. Approached by Crystal first. Short late 30's platinum blond. A little...

Went to Wacko's on a Saturday night. Parking can be a bit of an issue but the club is easy to find right off 95.
Dancers start off on main stage and then work to both satellite stages. Club is small and was fairly crowded.
Some 6s and 7s around, a couple...

I checked out Wacko's at lunch time on a Friday afternoon. There was about 15 or so girls already on shift and several guys already there. You could tell regulars were already having there fun. I stopped at the bar for a drink and sat at a...