Wackos Reviews

A real mix of dancers, atmosphere that isn't too high on itself but isn't a dive either, and an accommodating kind of approach from the whole place. At $30 private dances are too expensive, but $5 cover is reasonable and I didn't think the drink prices were outrageous, more...

I was in Jax for business, finished a lunch meeting and was headed back to Orlando and decided I had time for a diversionary visit to Wacko's on a Monday early afternoon before getting back on I-95 S.

Can't beat the drink prices, $4.00 for a 2-for-1 chardonnay. Not exactly wine...

Went in friday around 9. $10 cover and $4 buds and a seat near the main stage. Good selection of girls that night. Threw a couple singles at dark haired set of DD's and she came by and introduced herself as Mishka. Mid 20's, cute, braces. Talked for a bit...

It's a good thing the good is good because the dancer quality was low during our visit. No Lucy Lu. Wherever she went I wish her well. Sweet girl with a beautiful petite body & face to die for. Most of the girls there were overweight & heavily tatted. That's...

After a few busted Fridays, looks like things are getting back to normal. There were no Fatties dancing today just one or two close to thick. Had two VIPS from two cute new ones but everything was G-Rated. Plenty of cute spinners on-board, the regulars, and new ones. Cannot beat...

i had been to wackos before a couple of times, and I decided to go again seeing as I had an hour to kill. I knew before 6:30pm, there is no cover. So it was a no brainer. I went directly to the bar and got myself a double of...

I was on my way from one meeting to another and was hungry and had some time to kill. So I thought I'd try Wacko's for lunch.
The guy on the door was really friendly and there was no cover charge so I went in. The club feels clean compared with...

Amazing place!, I was a bit skeptical about this place at first because of the parking lot off a busy road and I was nervous that I would be seen, but the pillars of the building and crowd of the parking lot prevented that. I walk in through a metal...

I've been here now on three occasions. I just can't figure out how things work at this place. The dancers are called to each of 3 dance stages, which is annoying, as it's like you're at a grade school function. I think the girls can figure out that after stage...

So I went into Wackos for lunch with dancer friend of mine and met Nikki with her bad teeth though she's very friendly. Went into VIP with my friend and noticed girl giving BJ to customer and we both wanted to wait until next song to see who the dancer...

Always a good time, I like getting here during happy hour. the drinks are fair and good. I was hungry enough for some fries and they were good and hot. I didn't try the rest of the food, but most of it looks as good as something that your would...

Three years or more after Wacko's remodeling, the place is already starting to show some wear. For awhile the place displayed a retro 70s/80s charm, but when holes start appearing in your lounge chairs it's time for management to get busy with preventive maintenance. On a further sour...

I was in the area on Friday, and I wanted to have some fun. First, the club was not busy ( I guess because afternoon !!!!!). while sitting I was approached by a blonde, tits is nice but not her teeth. she wanted a expensive drink, I refused because of...

Visited Wackos for my normal Friday Meetup with a buddy. The club is definitely going through some changes. There were quite a few new dancers, most pretty decent looking but unfortunately no knowledge of them. Not sure what was going on but it was not your usual busy Friday, maybe...

The club seems slightly dated and is is not in a desirable location, But I think this is my favorite strip club in town. Very laid-back and friendly. Bartenders are pretty attentive, the girls are friendly but don't pressure excessively. Always seem to have a good time there. Although I...

Could not resist going back to Wackos again. I used the excuse that I was hungry. That's a good excuse because they make a great burger.

As I've said before, the parking lot was a mess. While inside I worried about my car getting dinged or a homeless person using...

A previous review indicated Wackos management had fired some girls, clamped down on activities inside the club, and generally cleaned house. I am pleased to report that none of that is true.

I visited Wackos for the first time in a couple of months the past Monday at about...

Once again on I-95 going thru Jacksonville, and I stop at Wacko's. This time I noted something was different. The place was quieter, there were fewer dancers, and the mood seemed subdued. A few questions to the suprisingly "heavy" bartender, and a few dancers, revealed that a...

I still believe this is the best venue in Jacksonville. First there is no door fee before 7 PM. They are open 7 days and open at noon. There are 2 dozen girls there by 2 PM. The dancer looks are almost all better than a 7, some of the...

I visited Wackos on a Friday afternoon to find that there were several new dancers on-hand. After speaking with a dancer informed me, many of the dancers were fired. There were quite a few large ones present. I do not mind a nice thick girl but when it is jiggling...

I have gone back and forth between this place and Scores (old Emperor's). At times, I prefer this place. It is more laid back, girls are generally nice. Drinks are moderately priced for a strip club.

You could do worse than spend a hour or so hear. The girls definitely see...

This wasn't my first jaunt to Wackos. This visit was my least favorite. I was there with a friend of mine and we arrived around 10pm. We secured a table to the right of the front door close to the main stage. We stayed until 2am....

went to wackos on a saturday night and got maybe the last parking spot available. I knew a girl who used to work there but I don't think she's making that trip down there anymore.
A lot of girls on duty, several of the better looking ones seemed to be sitting...

As I've said before, I am not high on this club because of its location. The parking lot is terrible & homeless people are outside the door. I also aren't sure of the quality of security, though they are polite.

I went back to see if I could catch Lucy...

Went to Wackos on Friday night...The good thing about going to wackos on night is nice party ambience..7 dollar cover and very busy atmosphere with lot of smoke...there were more than 20 girls on shift...I sat down on bar and got a drink for myself ...Girls don't come and talk...