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When driving through Jacksonville, I often stop at either the Doll House or Wackos. Wackos is the easier of the two to reach from the interstate, just one block from the Emerson exit. This Saturday afternoon, I had already driven through two rainstorms and miserable 4th of July weekend traffic and I needed to get off the highway and hopefully get off! I walked into a less crowded Wackos than usual (no cover @ 3pm), with fewer dancers than I am used to seeing, and I didn't recognize any of the dancers, but that didn't slow me down.

I took a seat at the bar, ordered a beer (served 2 for one) and looked around. It didn't take long for one mature blonde to find me and visit. We talked for a while, until she was called to the stage. In her absence a brown haired/fair skin/tatted young thing stepped up to me and was soon joined by several other dancers. I briefly became the center of a disjointed, rambling discussion group. The down side was that I had no idea what they were discussing one moment to the next. The up side was that several of the dancers decided to get handsy in my lap while they were talking. Then, just as randomly as the group formed, they drifted off.

After her stage set, the mature blonde rejoined me and a few minutes later we moved to the first booth on the right as we entered the VIP area, and she stripped to a g-string and unzipped me as she told me we would wait for the next song. We made out for seven or eight songs, as I enjoyed hand job, FIV, DFK, BBBJ, FS (only briefly as a lap dance started in a booth across the VIP and she didn't want "gawkers") and a few laughs. I handed her $200, as we straightened up and we both returned to the bar and visited some more. About 5pm I decided to get on the road again and parted happier, if not fully "satisfied."