Wackos
3701 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Reviews
Submit a ReviewLots of Cubans: Some chunky, some fate, most willing
Wacko's has been described numerous times on TUSCL. Here's a brief description of essential details, edited and updated from a previous review that I wrote. Wackos is located just east of I…
3 commentslast: 1 day ago(PAWG_Patrol)
Electronman
Jan 25, 2026, 2:14 PM
Solid quality and value
Saturday afternoon solstice December 20th. Arrived about 5:45 and stayed only about 40 min. Was on my way to the airport. The place was fairly busy for this time of day with perhaps 20+ girls…
2 commentslast: 1 wk ago(PAWG_Patrol)
gotoguy
Jan 18, 2026, 2:06 PM
Quick Stop - Quick Pleasure
I often travel up and down the I-95 between South Florida and Georgia. So, I find myself pulling off the road halfway in Jacksonville, FL to stop in at Sinsations, which has never disappointed…
readyMike
Jul 14, 2025, 5:00 AM
Still prefer this place
I occasionally miss the trashy version of Wackos. Where it was less of trying to be a nightclub and more of your corner bar. These changes happen, because the club makes money. I went about…
gatorjoe2
May 28, 2025, 2:55 AM
Wow, the Bartenders were hot.
Was in town for some business and was bored to death so I decided to check this place out. I found Wacko’s and decided to check this place out from this website after reading a…
Yanny2shoes
Mar 18, 2025, 10:58 AM
NOT the Florida SC experience I was hoping for
Honestly, the club was Totally different vibe than I am used to. Expensive and low mileage! lol
Club was largely Latina and blue collar.
Location of club is in a small strip mall which…
One123456
Feb 25, 2025, 5:23 PM
Not wack, but not Ohhhs
Been here several times day and night, always on weekdays, and always had a good if seldom a great time. Relative to other clubs in the area, always more dancers on the floor and onstage.…
DisgustingBrother
Jan 17, 2025, 3:30 PM
Always a great way to end/start the year.
Same physical place.
It is in a strip mall, and parking can be challenging, but neither day I went was the parking lot filled. I don't know what that says about the place or the economy,…
gatorjoe2
Jan 16, 2025, 12:12 PM
A solid choice for afternoon entertainment
A brief synopsis of the club location and layout: Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Rod84)
Electronman
Jan 14, 2025, 2:37 PM
My first nearly completely positive review!
I am currently still in the parking lot so I wanted to post my thoughts while they are still fresh on my mind.
WOW!
I still have no idea how to navigate this place, my head is…
zma123
Jan 6, 2025, 5:10 AM
Pretty Girl, Good Dances, Nothing Special Though
Thursday night, roughly 9-10pm. Parking was not too bad but this can be different on a busy night $10 at the door--I think the door prices have been changing and honestly I feel…
tusclman
Dec 26, 2024, 5:18 PM
It was ok
It has been a couple of months since I have been here. They seem to have added some party/group areas by the front stage and upgraded the back area group/party area. Nothing else changed though.…
gatorjoe2
Sep 8, 2024, 8:02 AM
Wackos never fails
Went to wackos around midnight on a Friday and got exactly what I wanted. Wackos will always have the best variety of Cuban women. Maybe two white girls and three black but the other 20…
Dou
Aug 16, 2024, 2:02 PM
Jacksonville’s best bikini bar?
This is a bikini club but the lap dances in the back can be bikini, topless or nude depending on the dancer. Dances are typically $30 but some of the dancers want more $$$. The…
JohnnyKay
Aug 10, 2024, 6:33 PM
Friday night, first of 3
Heard an old friend of mine was going to be making an appearance so I took a chance and went out Late on a Friday night hoping to get lucky and surprise her.
Details: Cover $10,…
busta_nut
Jul 17, 2024, 12:53 AM
Miss the old times but a good time can be had
Made a trip to Jacksonville Monday and went to Wackos after charging my EV at the nearby Wawa. The charging station though expensive 0.41/KWH is a favorite of mine, conveniently located near Sins, Doll house,…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(vanillaextract)
gotoguy
Jun 23, 2024, 2:07 AM
Amazing Sunday afternoon
In town ahead of a work thing and never been to Wackos and went on a whim Sunday at 6pm with absolutely zero expectations. I had read parking can be a problem, but I…
edmoney
May 25, 2024, 11:00 PM
A Decent Time but Overcharging Seems Common
Been by a few times recently, but will post a review from a Friday night as that is the day I was most engaged. Parking was full but not impossible and found a spot…
tusclman
Apr 29, 2024, 12:37 AM
Busy Saturday
Going I-95 north easy off to within a block. At far right end of strip shopping center. Not the best area but in late afternoon, saw no issues. Free parking…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Billybonfluer)
Billybonfluer
Apr 7, 2024, 9:43 AM
Inconsistent private dance rules
I stopped by Wacko's on a rainy evening, arriving around 6:30 with plans to check out the afternoon and early evening entertainers. There is no entry fee during the day so I was somewhat…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(EastCoaster)
Electronman
Mar 6, 2024, 2:56 PM
Friday Evening Fun
Headed to Wackos on a friday evening last week. Parking was alright a little before 8 when I arrived and I was able to find a spot in the main lot in front.…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(gotoguy)
poketwizards
Jan 28, 2024, 5:28 PM
Not what I expected. But I will come back
ckos
Arrived at 930 on a Saturday. Parking was tough, as it is at the end of a strip mall,and the only open spots seem to be saved for “valet”. Entered and paid a $20…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
kiwi44
Jan 28, 2024, 12:59 PM
Cubans! What are you going to do?
I was here a couple of months ago and enjoyed it. This time was disappointing. In a word, Cubans. You can read the descriptions of the club. The only recent change in layout is that…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(onehunglo)
dallas702
Jan 25, 2024, 7:56 AM
Good afternoon diversion
Wackos is located in an old strip mall just east I95 on Emerson Street. Parking in the strip mall can get a bit tight when the club is crowded. I mention this because…
Electronman
Jan 14, 2024, 5:59 PM
New Year, Same Old Place
Trip #1
It has been a year since I was at Wackos.
I went on NYE, $20 to get in on a Sunday was waaaaaay too high. I should have walked out then. This was about…
gatorjoe2
Jan 5, 2024, 9:52 AM

