Talent abounds

I was in Jacksonville calling on a couple of clients, one over breakfast, the other over lunch, so had most of the afternoon available before headed back to central Florida. Decided to spend some time at Wacko's. Turned out to be relatively pleasant, high quality time.

First off, you have to appreciate the free cover and happy hour drunk pricing in the afternoon. Drinks there at that time of day are actually a good value, unusual for one of these establishments. You do sometimes have to work pretty hard to flag down a bartender, but when you get her attention, service is rapid. Dancers were mostly white, ages 20 - 35, all shapes and sizes, but predominately natural. I didn't see any grotesque enhancements, which was a benefit to my eyes. A couple of girls should have retired and a couple more could stand to lose a few pounds, but heck, they're out there trying to make a living.

Private dances are a bit pricey at $30 a pop, as opposed to $20 at most clubs in Daytona and Cocoa Beach (with the notable exception of the Inner Room, which evidently still has value pricing at $10 per tune). the upside of the private dances at Wacko's is the abundance of available extras. The best tip-off that your dancer is interested in making a few more dollars is if she leads you to one of the corner booths out of sight of the bouncer who sits at the entrance to the lap dance area, evidently to count dances and ensure the club gets its cut. That's about all he does, as the girls of my choice and I have never been interrupted by prying eyes, at least on the part of the bouncer. Most anything goes here, although I have never partaken in FS. A modest tip is all that is required to leave quite happy. When you factor in the afternoon drink pricing, this club is a good value, despite the $30 dance charge. I recommend it and will return on my next trip to Jax. Enjoy!