Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

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  a month ago
  Taco Tuesdays

  Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about it this...
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  a month ago

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  ArtCollege
  GaseousClay
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  a month ago
  Heaven or Hell

  First time visit here. As far as this state goes, I have a pretty limited experience having only gone to Club Rouge & Firehouse Cabaret before, which are two of the most opposite clubs...
  GaseousClay
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  2 months ago
  Great grind on a Thursday early evening.

  Went to sweet illusions, my local fave! Arrived around 5pm after work, sat off the stage to admire the rotation. First couple of dancers didn’t really interest me, but there was one a few...
  Drinkwater
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  2 months ago
  Some really cute girls here…

  My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one… I had no...
  ClubFan81077
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  2 months ago
  College cuties are good eye candy in the afternoon.

  I've been here a number of times, always in the afternoon. I did just one lap dance here maybe a year ago, but it was a good one. So good in fact that I...
  anotherhornydude
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  2 months ago
  Now I Know My A B C’s

  Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. ...
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
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  3 months ago
  Great club, hot young girls

  Very nice group of ladies working for a Monday night! Dances weren't expensive, one girl quoted 25/song, one 30/song. Both offered multi-song discounts too. Didn't ask about the champagne room price, but the standard lap...
  Chunkstyle
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  3 months ago
  Oh, Sydney, the delightful and especially lovely Sydney...

  Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite. For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the...
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  3 months ago

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  ArtCollege
  m0nkeyb0ne

  Washington
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  3 months ago
  Hot girls and sensual dances

  Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they...
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  3 months ago

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  knap150
  Drinkwater
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  4 months ago
  The illusions really are sweet here

  I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact...
  m0nkeyb0ne

  Washington
• review

  4 months ago
  TA TAs Tuesday

  100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on...
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  4 months ago

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  Retired
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  4 months ago
  Beautiful Girls but with restrictions

  Stopped by for a short visit, there was no cover charges, but was asked to buy a drink for $20 !!! The girls were good looking and were from slim to medium built and...
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  4 months ago

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  ArtCollege
  Ioniq
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  4 months ago
  Find an excuse to visit Springfield

  Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have...
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  4 months ago

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  blahblahblahs
• review

  6 months ago
  Impressed!

  I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of...
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  6 months ago

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  yowzer
  yowzer

  Oregon
• review

  6 months ago
  One of the best clubs in Oregon in my opinion

  I've been here occasionally over maybe 5 years, and typically I'm reminded that Sweet Illusions is one of my favorite strip clubs in Oregon. For me it's consistently good value and fun. Club details...
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  6 months ago

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  UtaPau30
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  6 months ago
  Areolas by Day, Aurora by Night

  I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the...
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  6 months ago

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  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
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  8 months ago
  So good to catch up with friends!

  This was my home club for a very long time, but I have since moved across the country. I’m still in contact with some of the girls who work there, so I stopped in...
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  8 months ago

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  scottmcbeast

  Amish Country
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  8 months ago
  Great Saturday afternoon at Sweet Illusions

  Stopped by for a few hours on a Saturday. Very near a college town (Eugene), so I had high hopes for the talent. It appears to be in a pretty reasonable, semi-industrial neighborhood. It...
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  8 months ago

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  Krug
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  8 months ago
  Fun way to spend a Sunday afternoon

  Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps. As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a black light...
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  8 months ago

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  ocjohn
  ocjohn

  No drink for the lady, thank you. I'd rather tip her directly.
• review

  8 months ago
  Sunday Fun Day

  Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch...
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  8 months ago

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  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  8 months ago
  A quick and normal visit

  It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that...
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  8 months ago

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  sdcsi2023
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  9 months ago
  $20 dollar dances are a deal on the Oregon Trail

  Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is...
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  9 months ago

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  gSteph
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  9 months ago
  Make Good Decisions

  Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I guess you'd...
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  9 months ago

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  twaumpster1
  twaumpster1

  Just here to contribute to the team
• review

  10 months ago
  College aged hotties at sweet illusions!

  First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of...
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  9 months ago

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  skinnywhiteboy
  clais01
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  10 months ago
  Top 10 club? Not too sure about that....

  So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old...
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  10 months ago

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  Retired
  twaumpster1

  Just here to contribute to the team