Reviews

Slept in on MLK day; my office was closed, but wife's was not. So with just a couple of errands, and a short honey-do list, it seemed like a good day for a club…

I'm an old regular at this club, and it seen it go through some transitions. Right now it's going through another. I can't speak for the evening crowd as I prefer afternoon visits.…

I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area every few weeks…

It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by. Very friendly and…

'Twas a Wednesday afternoon, hot, sunny day, early Sept. Had a bit of time for a visit after a quick errand. But the errand took forever, got stuck in construction traffic, now barely…

I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s. A couple of…

I'm not going to go in to the physical club it self, the other reviews accurately describe the club. The bartender was amazing! Not only one of the best looking girls in the place, but…

What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that I chatted with…

You can't miss this club, bright pink facade and right off a main thoroughfare. Easy parking access off the road and on site to the building. Wasn't full when I arrived around 5. There were…

I've been reading about the Springfield clubs for a while now and was able to check this place out on a business trip that had me going from up in the Portland area, my home…

I've been here before, but this was a particularly enjoyable visit. 10 dancers. Although there's a dive-bar feel to the place (as opposed to a "gentelmen's club" feel), all the girls were young and fit.…

I don't get to the Eugene / Springfield area very often but whenever I do I always try to make time to stop in to SI. With the exception of my last visit, which was…

Pretty basic, small club with a separate little lap dance room off to the side. I usually go during the day when the vibe is very relaxed. Oftentimes a lot of heavy girls, or…

Traveling to Oregon for work, and came across this place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Went on a Tuesday night, and there were a decent amount of girls dancing. About…

It's only got one pole, and the dancers would just do one song at the pole, then would be available for one-on-one vip room dances. Vip room is not private. It's a small room with…

I really need to get back down to Simpsonsland for a visit to one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As others have reported, it's a bit of a dive but well kept. A friendly blue…

I stopped in here on a weekday late afternoon. I have to say I was well entertained as I stayed for several hours. It's a smaller club with only one stage for dances.…

This has been my fav club in Eugene area. Stopped by after work on a weekday. Maybe 8 dancers, not many more customers. Most customers were away from the rack, either chatting at the bar,…

When I first pulled up to the club the first thing I noticed was how small it was, it's not much bigger than a decent sized liquor store. When I first walked up to the…

This is one of the better clubs in the Willamette valley in my view. Not that that's saying all that much, but the girls here are pretty cute, have to give them that.…

I've been to Sweet Illusions a few times when I was in town, always at night though. It's usually pretty low key. Many months ago, I made the mistake of going on a…

I had reasons to escape Portland's SnowPocalypse and travel to Southern Oregon where the roads are dry and it's 50 degrees and sunny. Along the way, I found myself passing through the Eugene/Springfield area…

Sweet illusions was an overall good experience. Had a few 18-19 year olds working and several girls between 21 and 30. Most all of them were solid 8s and many were willing to take their…

This was my first disappointing visit to this venerable Springfield institution. My previous visits have always been fun times, and while I'll chalk it up to "every place has an off night", this time it…

I made the classic error of being willing to use the ATM here. I watched a couple dancers on stage, really liked the second one, Dallas, so I asked for a private dance. It was…