Reviews

This is my go-to club when in the Eugene metro area; plan on 10-15 minutes if driving from downtown Eugene. My well drink was $8; no cover at 7 pm, free parking, no troll. The dancers were…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more…

Sweet Illusions is a great local club. Its not fancy so you don't go there expecting any glamor or a real club atmosphere like you might in a bigger city. Its more like a dive…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout…

I was in the area and dropped by to enjoy a late evening with some beautiful young ladies. My last visit here was pre-covid and it's just as laid back as before. Other…

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass, smooth…

Visited my favorite Eugene area club while I was passing through town. Did not have a lot of time and made a stupid decision with a ROB. Then it got better. Free parking, no troll, $8…

I was traveling through town on a Saturday night and pre-planned a visit to Sweet Illusions based on other reviews here. Seemed like the best option in the Eugene/Springfield area. Couldn’t get an Uber all…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon for…