Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Sweet Illusions is my favorite Oregon club. good thing I don't live in the neighborhood; I'd be here all the time. Dancers ranged from 3 to 8, with most 6 or 7. Saw one 9, but she never stopped by; she looked a bit aloof. The dollar dances are great;…

I am from Dallas and on business trips to Corvallis so I used tuscl to find clubs in the area. Springfield is the closest, about an hour away. Read the reviews and decided to give SI a try. I like this place. Compared to Dallas clubs, the Oregon…

Went for the Wednesday special of $15 table dances. Boy was it worth it. First the ladies here come in all shapes and sizes and range from cool to flirtations, with Coco being outright aggressive, in a good way. I watched a couple of stage dances and got a couple…

I was in town on business and decide to stop by The strip clubs for a night out. I stop by club 1444 first it was dead so them I went to sweet illusions and was not disappoint at all the girls are extremely friendly and nice to be around…

My second visit and once again had a great time. Girls all seem like they are in a party mood, interacting with patrons either with 1$ taxi dances or hanging out at the bar. Lapdances occur in a shared room which might put some folks off as you can easily…

Was in town for work and looked through all the reviews of clubs in the area. Settled on Sweet Illusions and boy am I glad I did.

It's like a neighborhood dive bar that doesn't try to be anything other than a place to hang out, drink, and have fun…

I was in town for a Ducks game with Arizona, "GO DUCKS" so before the game I stop by to warm up for the tailgate parties. This place is great. Super hot girls that get really friendly and want to party. Drinks are cheap as are the other tippers, so…

In my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon. It has a low-key local feel. The dancers are seldom the glossy sex star or pristine nubile look, but rather tend to be young, skinny to moderate weight, okay to nice looking girls, with 1-10…

previous descriptions of the club had me worried it would be a real shithole, but to my surprise it was pretty decent, just a working guys hangout with naked ladies. Probably a dozen dancers and something for everyone, folder, younger, larger, skinnier. had a few excellent PD's and the 1$…

One of the best places in Oregon. Okay, so it's not a fancy place but are you really going to a place to see the decor? The place is clean and well lighted (maybe a little too much). Compared to other Springfield places this is as nice as it gets.…

The place looks a little run down on the outside and not much better on the inside. However the place is clean and the staff is great. Good drinks and average prices. I’ve never been charged a cover, not sure if that is the norm. This…

I like this club a lot. Looks like a dive, but reasonably comfortable inside. Bathroom clean.

Girls are 4-7 in looks, but very friendly. No bolt-ons, though a few girls should really consider going plastic.

Got a couple of dollar dances, which were fun. Had private dances from three girls. The hottest…

I've been back to S-I a couple of times since my last review. Again, I won't rehash the physical attributes - it has not changed.

Dancer quality is a bit all over the place - I've seen a couple that I'd rate in the 4-range, but they are mostly in…

I went on a marathon strip club visit Sunday starting with this one. I have recently posted a review on this place and yes, I like it... I had good time this time like my other visits. This time there was practically one girl for every guy. I hung out…

I was there last Saturday and every girl dancing was between a 7-9. I love their little VIP room and because of the two way touching you get good mileage!!! I took a private dance from a girl who couldn't have been a couple days over 21. She told me…

The club itself is pretty skeezy, looks gross from the outside and is gross on the inside. Place just isn't as kept up as it could be. Bathrooms are especially nasty.

Dancers are extremely friendly, relatively low hustle, lots of options, extremely high mileage. $1 dances, topless and nude on the…

Lets see:
-No cover
-No drink min
-Very reasonable drink prices.
-Awesome dances.

Great kind of dive-y strip bar. A buddy of mine and I frequented this place for awhile. Our first night here was awesome! Which is why we went back so much.

The place is pretty typical looking divey kinda of…

Wow - I have very mixed feelings about S-I. You could probably take all ten of the reviews on this page as accurate!

This club is located in Springfield which is a town next to Eugene. Outside is so-so - not super nice, but not really sketch either. …

Well I'm mostly going to re-iterate what others have noted: lots and lots of girls of a wide range in looks, great little $1 table dances, and high mileage lap dances. Dropped in on a late afternoon Friday. There were 12 or so girls doing 1 song…

I've been to this club a few times and it's pretty nice for the area. Way better than the other clubs in Eugene/Springfield. Good music, cheap drinks, a variety of girls, some definitely hotter than others. Seemed a little slow for a Friday night. Got a…

Sweet Illusions looks like a sketch club, but the dancers know how to please. I spent an afternoon there a few weeks ago and the dancers went above and beyond to make it a great time. The drinks are a little watered down, but if you ask the bartenders to…

I normally hang out in the Portland clubs but I found myself near this one and had to give it a try based on the reviews here.

I found past review information to be quite accurate. I couldn't believe the number of dancers on duty. Wednesday at 1:30pm had…

This was my first visit here and there was a logger convention that week so the place was packed with a bunch of smelly dudes. Still had a lot of offers for $1 dances but never really got a full list of the other types of dances offered. The $1…

The club Sweet Illusions should be renamed the “old pedophiles den.” I have been to this club a few times and the place is: very dirty, poor music and untalented dancers.
The first things you will notice are that the Bathrooms reek of urine and ammonia. The back rooms that…

My second visit to this club. Not quite as good as my first, but still pretty good. It was around 5:30 pm; not very busy, but I wasn't the only customer. Girls had quite a bit of variety. A couple of really hot chicks, and a few really, really ugly…