Reviews

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she had…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a little.…

I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to constantly change is…

Recently had a chance to try out Sweet Illusions on a Saturday afternoon, my 1st weekend visit; previous visits (& reviews) have been weekday afternoons.

Venue: Can’t miss it going east on the main drag…

Was in the Springfield/Eugene area and decided to try Sweet Illusions. I used to come down here to another club that closed about a year or so ago. Can't recall the name.…

I was in town on a visit and having read about the other clubs on TUSCL, this one seemed to be a good bet for a good time. I got there at about 9:15 pm.…

Pulled into Sweet Illusions approx 3:30pm on a recent Friday. About half of their ample free parking is around back, mostly out of sight of traffic. Maybe 25 cars in lot, busiest I’ve…

This was my third visit over the past 9 months. The atmosphere is very friendly and there is no cover. On my first visit I got numerous consecutive lap dances from a…

I find myself in the area for work on occasion and have learned to make this place a regular stop when I am. I've enjoyed the day shift here before on weekdays but this was…

Based on the reviews, I stopped by on my way through town and I wasn't disappointed. The club isn't in the best area of town but once I parked, I felt pretty safe.…

I've become an infrequent regular here now. I've only been during the afternoons so I can't speak for nights. There are always at least a couple (if not more) beautiful ladies working on various weekdays.…

Slept in on MLK day; my office was closed, but wife's was not. So with just a couple of errands, and a short honey-do list, it seemed like a good day for a club…