Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

For DC this club was not bad. Obviously no touching or private dances, but a few were touchy feely walking around. This Club was clean and the stages had decent lighting. ...

Club is more of a gentleman's club than a strip joint. Dark, moody downstaris, brighter, high-ceilinged space upstairs. Club is kept phyiscally clean unlike many. Some might say it is a restaurant with naked...

I enjoy Archibald's for what it is - a good spot to relax and have a few beers watching mostly good looking dancers, 6's to 10's. You have to live with the DC...

Message immeidately below a bit garbled as a result of being composed on a smartphone rather than a computer. I was trying to make two points: 1. the club now has some unattractive women...

Traditionally my fav club in the area but downward spiral of recent months continues. Alas some girls who dance here now most definitely don't fit the classic arches mold of beautiful and...

This is an odd place to go but it is mostly because of the District of Columbia laws that don't allow traditional lap dances. It reminds me of clubs in the old days...

I should have known from the K Street location and the rumors about D.C. laws that this place would be the way it turned out to be. Seemed very "old school" - almost...

I went after work one day. The dancers are generally young and attractive. The problem is DC laws and no lap dances. They'll do a little dance for you if you tip...

Great place if you are looking for a mail order Russian bride. The venue is very small and the drinks are ridiculously overpriced. The women tend to be early 20's eastern European or Russian...

This has been the best club in DC for a number of years (and a very good club for 25+ years). Things seem to be in chaos now. Since a management shakeup 3 or 4...

Club is average if you are into watching low-key stage work. There is absolutely NO contact in DC so don't even think that things are going to be like most other clubs. ...

No cover, but you're expected to tip every dancer on each stage. They come around collecting when they get off stage. So, It works to maybe $20 an hour just to sit there, plus...

I like getting here before 5pm on weekdays. It can get a bit packed at night and then it's tough to get good attention. I seem to drop by here every few months, just...

Reviewing DC clubs is always an one-the-one-hand-on-the-other experience. On the one hand, Archibald's undoubtedly has some fine ladies dancing on a regular basis. On this visit there were a couple of beautiful sisters that...

I recently made my way to Archibald's with a few buddies on a Friday night. We stayed in the downstairs section of the club, which has a long bar along the left hand...

Weekends seem to be a great deal better than weekdays at this downtown club that also pretends to be a sports bar. the last Saturday I was there it was dynamite. Downstairs there are...

Problem with DC is tat it's a no lap dance, no contact town. So you really have to ask yourself, why bother? Well Archibald's is ok. There are a couple of...

After a somewhat disappointing trip to Camelot, I decided to give the DC scene one more chance. Was very surprised at the quality of dancers at Archibald's. I have to admit, it...

ADDENDUM to my prior review: Last night, in discussing the incident I witnessed last week with one of my clients who was a guest on the occasion in question, he reminded me that...

Well, things change. Not sure why but they do. For the last 3 years I've brought in 1-3 business clients once or twice a month and once every 3 or 4 months I've...

After hearing rumors of troubles or declines, I recently made the rounds of my favorite D.C. strip clubs to check on conditions, visiting each club at least three times at different times of day...

Probably the best club in DC. There have been improvements in the quality of the dancers over the years and has surpassed the women at Camelot. The dancers are a fairly mixed...

It’s my regular club. The best place to go in the district in my opinion, considering location, talent, price, atmosphere… Eight dollars for a glass of wine and $4.95 for a bowl of...

Been here twice. The building is three stories, I've been to the first two. The second level is basically a bar with 3 very small stripping stages. The lower level is...

The reason for the change is because management has changed. Unfortunately, due to bad judgment, the owners have made some bad choices and decisions as of late to include letting go of some really...