Reviewing DC clubs is always an...

Reviewing DC clubs is always an one-the-one-hand-on-the-other experience. On the one hand, Archibald's undoubtedly has some fine ladies dancing on a regular basis. On this visit there were a couple of beautiful sisters that made it worthwhile. On the other: you basically can't do much to enjoy this eye candy. You can tip at the stage; you can chit chat by the bar. Which is a slight upgrade over the kind of experience you can have a your local Hooter's -- but not much of an upgrade.

So if you don't want to drive your ass out to Baltimore or one of the other suburban clubs, go for it with reasonable expectations. Otherwise, start your engine.