Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Dropped in a few days ago on a business trip to DC. The staff is friendly, but the message is clear: look but don't touch. Like all of the DC clubs, there is...

I have resumed going in here now that the foolish experiment with not posting the dancing schedule was eliminated. I know many other regulars had suspended their visits while the online schedule was not...

Came to Archibalds for a friend's birthday and was surprised to see the upstair bar empty. Nonetheless, Archibalds is a small venue with a range of girls that are very raw and upfront about...

I was in last night to visit like I do every week, when your in expect to see a friendly staff that welcomes you back. I find this club is the better one in...

So all in all this was a decent experience. I arrived around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. No cover charge, but they expect you to buy a drink. I don't drink...

When I have the time / opportunity, Archie's is definitely my first choice in the DC area. No private dances, no touching, other than to put $$ in the dancer's garter at the stage....

Archibald's has become a regular haunt for my occasional "90 minute vacations" from the office. Other reviews describe the physical plant well--in a safe section of the busy K Street corridor, close to...

Been years since I stopped in, so thought I should make up for old times. The place was dead at lunch time. If you have the cash and the time, it would...

So I read all the reviews about no Lap dances yadda yadda and I did not know how I would feel about this. One one hand that means no girls working you every...

I was in D for work and decided to take a long lunch at Archibalds. The place was rather small but provided a clean, nice atmosphere. Music was appropiate and I was very impressed...

Despite the DC rules, I decided to venture from my hotel to Archibald's as it was a relatively short walk. I probably should have just stayed at the hotel bar, or caught some...

Went to Archie's on a Thurs. afternoon. I like this place - best value in a safe, respectable area in DC. $7 to $10 for a glass of wine - what you would pay...

As DC clubs go, this one is pretty good. Standard DC setup--bar down one side, some tables in the center, and booths on either side of a smallish stage opposite the bar. The place...

I visited this club one day after having just a terrible morning. figured why not go see some pretty nude girls to make it better. the club location isn't much to be desired...

Went here as a second stop of a bachelor party. The club was fine, but nothing too exciting. We went upstairs where we were told by a bouncer that absolutely no touching...

Archie's is my favorite place to go in DC. There are many one or two girls who aren't particularly attractive, but the vast majority are cute to very attractive. A typical night involves flashing...

We took our lunch break from work the other day and decided to check out Archibald's. I'm new to DC and have heard of the ridiculous rules that are applied to the establishments...

Lots of girls. Most were attractive, but no 9s or 10s. No real ugly or fat ones, though. Nothing has changed since my last review in 2004. It's a friendly place for a beer, and...

DC regulations ensure that Washington is the land of mediocre strip clubs--no touching, no lap dances, no VIP, etc. With that as baseline, I have routinely had a good time at Archibald's. Physically, it's...

Moderately priced strip club. It's my go to when I am in DC because it is pretty low key and I have had some good times here (and some not so good). It's cheaper...

I've been to Archibald's numerous times and am always impressed with the quality of the girls that dance here. While not the gorgeous knockouts - they are always "lookers". The club is nude and the...

Ok to begin, this isnt the worst club around, I would just say its OK. Especially for DC. I'm not particularly familiar with DC clubs so I am going to keep that...

This club isn't bad for a DC club. There are a couple things to keep in mind for DC clubs to put it into perspective. 1. Lap dances and touching are not allowed (at...

Used to come in pretty often when I lived in DC in the 80's, and the atmosphere hasn't changed much. Pretty women dancing on stage getting completely nekkid. But that is all the show...

Went to archibalds while on for a bachelor party. Standard DC Rules apply, No touching. So you can be right beside the stage have their bits in front of you while sticking dollar...