Reviews

I've been to Archibald's numerous times and am always impressed with the quality of the girls that dance here. While not the gorgeous knockouts - they are always "lookers". The club is nude and the girls…

Ok to begin, this isnt the worst club around, I would just say its OK. Especially for DC. I'm not particularly familiar with DC clubs so I am going to keep that in…

This club isn't bad for a DC club. There are a couple things to keep in mind for DC clubs to put it into perspective. 1. Lap dances and touching are not allowed (at any…

Used to come in pretty often when I lived in DC in the 80's, and the atmosphere hasn't changed much. Pretty women dancing on stage getting completely nekkid. But that is all the show you…

Went to archibalds while on for a bachelor party. Standard DC Rules apply, No touching. So you can be right beside the stage have their bits in front of you while sticking dollar bills…

Visited archibalds while on business. Although it's a far cry from my usual Detroit Mecca the girls are always good looking. Really didn't intend on spending much money on my trip but still spent over…

Regular customer here. A few negative developments to report. Sharp price hikes on drinks impacting popularity. 1. A regular premium double one girl ordered ran $24 plus $6 for the Red Bull.Wine went up about…

I was in DC for a conference and decided I needed a beer. Having grown up in the area, I was familiar with the club scene in DC and decided to hit Archibalds.…

Archibalds has always been one of my favorite clubs in DC, I visit whenever I am in town. I met the most amazing girl last time I was there and was very disappointed not to…

very unusual club, as most of them in DC are - I spent my time downstairs, which is a very narrow & crowded bar/stage area. You basically sit there and watch the girls dance…

Layout of the club is long and narrow, with two stages on the first floor, which are used during the day, and a second-floor stage they open in the evenings. Dancers are a good mix…

OK, longtime big fan of this club. Like many other regulare customers, I was glsd to see the last GM let go--highly deserved. Club declined under his regime. So I saw it start to…

Time to kill so I stopped in Archibald's. I went upstairs for the first time, as I usually stay downstairs on my rare visits here. It wasn't crowded but both stages were occupied…

Place has bounced back fast since replacing old GM who was running club into ground. New manager, working closely with involved ownership, has brought in attractive new girls, restored morale, and, most importantly, the club…

Two stars. And kick me. I clearly learned after visiting nearby Camelot (reviewed) that the no-touch, no-lap-dance DC & NoVa clubs are a frustrating & pointless waste of time. On the other hand, zero cover…

OK, so it's been a year from my last visit...so what's changed? Not much, and that's a good thing (for DC). The usual DC caveats apply--no lap dances, no touching the gals (although there CAN be incidental…

Been coming in for five years, and sad to say place has deteriorated sharply recntly. Examples: 1. Was in last Saturday....40 day customers (yes, you read that right)....due to national police wknd actiivites....ZERO waitresses....that's right....ZERO....pandomonium....the 2…

I guess I'm a bit of a local because I live across the river in "prude-land" and DC is pretty much the only outlet for meeting dancers in the region short of driving up to…

Archibald's is fine. But it is certainly nothing special. Although I guess in DC nothing really is. DC does not allow lapdances. Now, the dancers are all nude, so there's that, but no lapdances is…

The good: Overall quality of girls; good serving and support staff; attractive and clean premises; improved food. The bad: Still some unattractive and/or pushy/personality-problem women on the schedule; online schedule is useless--inaccurate and lists only the…

I love Archibald's. been coming here for awhile now and always have a great time every time i visit. Although i do miss a lot of the girls that used to work there like Angel,…

I hadn't been here before, I arrived around 9pm. Started at bar area to observe dancers on two stages. Pretty girls. Couple of dances per set. For DC this is the best I have been…

I hadn't been here in years, so I stopped in around 7:30 pm. Girls were dancing on both stages and i sat near the back stage. Most of the girls were pretty and…

Went here for a bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. As you walk into the door you are asked for your party size. Large parties will go upstairs and the single and small parties…

Archibalds continues to slowly improve, climbing back toward the top club it had been (or tied with Camelot in the eyes of some) until they took a bad tumble when they got rid of their…