Been coming in for five years,...

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not dumb bunnies--in addition…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

After years of complacency, it is a pleasure to see improvements in this club during the last 18+ months. Most importantly, the overall quality of the girls has improved, mostly due to new…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I think this place is overrated. Pales in comparison to 3 of the DC clubs 10 minutes away. The girls here are older...not as attractive (though certainly not unattractive)....and more…

Web site listed open at 7 arrived about 7:30 place was locked no sign of life. I know strip clubs keep flexible hours but don’t outright misrepresent your hours. Walked to Mpire (…

After checking out good guys on Monday, I decided to try this on Tuesday. Should have gone back to GG. I ubered there so parking wasn't an issue. I pulled up around 11pm. Walked up…

Let me start by saying I’m usually a fan of the Arch. It’s a low key relaxing place to have a drink and see naked women when I’m in town. Seems like the…

I made my first ever visit to Archibalds around 9PM on a Saturday. The TUSCL web site says that the club opens at 6PM so I thought it would be in full swing by…