Archibald's is fine. But it is...

Archibald's is fine. But it is certainly nothing special. Although I guess in DC nothing really is. DC does not allow lapdances. Now, the dancers are all nude, so there's that, but no lapdances is a major bummer.

The girls are all pretty good looking. Pretty good mix of races, although for a city as black as DC I was a little bit disappointed to see so few sisters. They have a lot of Eastern European dancers, all of whom are stunning in that typically Russian way. Not a pubic hair in the place.

The regular bartender is a lot older and super hot, presumably a former dancer.