Reviews

I know that most D.C. Clubs are no touch, non-physical experiences. I was hoping for something different but alas I was disappointed. I arrive around noon. The club was basically a long hallway with a…

Never been to a no cover charge strip club in DC. Loved the experience both times I went. I just went Monday night for my birthday on Halloween... It wasn't packed. Got a free drink,…

Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no physical…

I've been here several times and mostly had a great time, however last night as well as another time I was not allowed in because I had been "drinking to much". Yes, I had been…

Came in around 6:30 in the evening on a Sunday. Saw a few girls who looked good enough and were friendly enough. Bought an expensive drink, the vibe seemed a little stuffy so…

This was my first time checking out the DC strip club scene - having last gone to a strip club in Atlanta years ago, so I was not really sure what to expect. I went…

Camelot is upscale and clean. The pros: full bar and menu, friendly and quick service, attractive waitresses. Since there are no "extras" in DC besides watching the dance, your money goes a…

This review is from a visit a couple of years ago. This club is very clean and nice but small. There is a main stage on the first floor where the dancers take turns dancing.…

One of the downsides to being a regular in this club is that when you come on a slow day (usually dayside early in the week) and you just happen to be the only one…

Strip clubs, or more specifically dancers, in DC are a lot like the town itself. They operate on the "Look but don't touch, at least not out in the open" principle which can be very…

This is another typical strip club in the area, table seating and stages are all typical and average. It is a moderately sized strip club not small but not huge. The thing that is typical…

I visited the downtown clubs while in DC. My reference point is Houston clubs. In comparison: This club, as well as the others, is like a bar in a downtown city. It's small…

Guys, I have written quite a lot of reviews about some of my favorite clubs, and sadly, my favorite club - 1320II club in Springfield, VA closed down on December 30th, 2016. Not sure why…

Good for douchebags, but not for couples. We went on a weekend night. The dancers were attractive and friendly. We had a good time with them. However, the manager refused…

Went on a Monday night to kill some time, no cover - but an $11 Yuengling (worth about $3)... Now the girls, naked girls are awesome. These girls are 7+, but they cannot be…

As many have said, the DC scene for clubs is very sad, so I only go to Camelot when I am absolutely desperate and cannot get to PG county. With that said, it's a decent…

Camelot has two floors each with a stage. The music is played on a jukebox and there is no dj. The club is generally clean but it's usually dark and hard to see…

Was bar hopping all day with a good friend when we decided to stop in at Camelot. No cover charge to get in. The bouncer at the door checks your ID, then passes…

Out here in our nation's capital in the downtown area and while wandering the streets of the urban landscape I stumbled upon Camelot's off M in between 19th and 18th. Club is pretty incognito for…

went on a friday night about a month ago. nice looking place inside. this place is really a go go bar (which is fine) and not a strip club. there is no full nudity, no…

The rules in DC are ridiculous which yields for a boring experience. The girls here are beautiful, but there is only one on stage at a time and they hang out with friends when they…

i went to Camelots a while on a random Friday after working late in DC since a girl i was dating told me she worked here as a waitress and wanted to see if she…

Every time I come to Camelot the dancers are friendly, the staff is welcoming, and I always have a good time. The girls seem to know they work at the "best" strip club in DC…

I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron physical contact. The…

Like the previous review I was there during the afternoon with a couple of my coworkers. The bouncer greeted us, checked our ids and told us the rules. Walked in sat down at our table…