Reviews

I was out drinking at a nearby bar for a friends birthday, and stepped outside to make a phone call. When I tried to go back in, the bouncer said the place was too crowded…

This club is typical the the area it is in as there are no lap dances. There is a full bar and the drinks are moderately priced. The size of the venue is no huge…

Came here after I left Mpire to do a comparison. There are two floors here, and I was seated in front of the stage on the first floor- best viewing seat in the house. Drinks…

Hi folks. Here is why you should go here. The girls are hot. I mean, there were really smoking girls here when I went. Essentially that is the reason…

About a 10 or 15 minute walk from the Royal Palace but even though the site info here on TUSCL says it opens at 6 pm, it doesn't. Didn't open until after 7pm. A very…

I was in the club last week when a group of guys pulled up at the table next to me and after getting a round of beers and watching one of the girls dance, one…

So any strip club in DC has low expectations for me. Same goes for camelot. Dont get me wrong, the place is nice, cozy (almost small) and has some pretty dancers. But remember to temper…

Over the years, I have dined at countless restaurants and bars and this particular incident was by far the worst customer service encounter I've ever had. I've never been treated so poorly and unfairly. On the…

This club can be a lot of fun if you go in with the right expectations. There are no lap dances so your money can last awhile. I usually bring 100 one dollar bills and…

To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances are "pipe" dreams.…

I use the word wholesome because with the DC laws (no lap dances!) it actually did feel almost wholesome. The deal is no lap dances, so it’s a good place to go with friends to…

Since DC clubs can't offer lap dances, one of the few ways they make money is selling overpriced drinks. I've heard from a few dancers at this club that the evening shift has a…