Reviews

This club is typical the the area it is in as there are no lap dances. There is a full bar and the drinks are moderately priced. The size of the venue is no huge…

Came here after I left Mpire to do a comparison. There are two floors here, and I was seated in front of the stage on the first floor- best viewing seat in the house. Drinks…

Hi folks. Here is why you should go here. The girls are hot. I mean, there were really smoking girls here when I went. Essentially that is the reason…

About a 10 or 15 minute walk from the Royal Palace but even though the site info here on TUSCL says it opens at 6 pm, it doesn't. Didn't open until after 7pm. A very…

I was in the club last week when a group of guys pulled up at the table next to me and after getting a round of beers and watching one of the girls dance, one…

So any strip club in DC has low expectations for me. Same goes for camelot. Dont get me wrong, the place is nice, cozy (almost small) and has some pretty dancers. But remember to temper…

Over the years, I have dined at countless restaurants and bars and this particular incident was by far the worst customer service encounter I've ever had. I've never been treated so poorly and unfairly. On the…

This club can be a lot of fun if you go in with the right expectations. There are no lap dances so your money can last awhile. I usually bring 100 one dollar bills and…

To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances are "pipe" dreams.…

I use the word wholesome because with the DC laws (no lap dances!) it actually did feel almost wholesome. The deal is no lap dances, so it’s a good place to go with friends to…

Since DC clubs can't offer lap dances, one of the few ways they make money is selling overpriced drinks. I've heard from a few dancers at this club that the evening shift has a…

It’s an nice club albeit on the small side. It is located inside of a really narrow building. The stage is about a foot off the ground and is really small about 4’x4’. When you…

I visited here once I arrived too early to Dupont for a happy hour. I had nearly two hours to spare so I entered Camelot. The bouncer met me at the door and had no…

So if you are in DC and want to see naked chicks, go to camelot. However, DC is a weird place for strip clubs, because there are zero lapdances or private rooms. All…

I have been going here for few times. The club is well run. It is safe and the girlds are probably the best in around the DC Clubs. The club is basically a mutifloor brick town…

I was out bar hopping with a friend on a Tuesday night. Our last stop happened to be right around the corner from Camelot. Coincidence or excellent planning? So of course we had to stop…

Just a big confirmation of most review here, DC is no touch, no lap dance. That was a big surprise to me on my first ever trip to a DC club. Now, it's…

So like all D.C. Clubs, there are no private dances of any kind. The set up is a thin area with tables and small a bar in the back. Some dances will come around asking…

Moved to Camelot after a less than successful venture to MPire down the street. Camelot has about 7 girls rotating in the afternoon on a central stage in the downstairs floor of a 2 floor…

Came in here in D.C. For a few hours. For a Friday in at around 2pm, there was a good variety. About 5 girls rotating doing a few songs each. Fully nude, not afraid to…

I have worked in Washington, DC for the past 25 years, and while I'm fortunate to travel enough to visit clubs in destinations without DC's stupid regulations, I also hang out a the local joints…

Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food prices have gone…

I had a few $11 beers. No cover. Everybody was friendly/helpful. Gorgeous naked girl on stage when I walked in. The place looks fancy (linen tablecloths). There's no way to…

Camelot is by far the best gentleman's club in DC! The exceptional staff make Camelot by far the friendliest and most customer service oriented nightclub in the city. They also have the best looking dancers…

I read the reviews, and should have known what to expect from DC strip clubs, but nevertheless, I wanted to "see" for myself. Actually, "see" shouldn't be in quotes, since that's really about all you're…