JP's Reviews

Checked out JPs awhile ago and was very disappointed based on my visit. I walked in with no cover, but the downstairs was roped off, so everyone had to go upstairs. When you walk upstairs, the stage above you has a glass floor, so you can look up and see...

This is a nice place with a nice bar, no cover at least on Tuesday and no drink minimum as far as I know, but I was drinking anyway. Had pretty much everything I wanted except for craft beers. I like a better beer variety. I mostly spent time with...

OK, as soon as this club remodeled and re-opened, I was a total fan. It was a club atmosphere, they made good drinks, and the girls were petite, friendly, and hot. Really felt like we were at a normal K St lounge like Capitale or Lotus or something,...

Visited JP's on a Friday night. From pictures I had seen, the club looked beautiful. Only the top floor was open despite it being pretty late (around 10pm) on a Friday night, and it was smaller than I expected, but the interior was nice, sleek, and new, unlike most of...

Went to JP’s last Thursday night around 10pm. I only saw the upstairs as downstairs was closed. The space was pretty small and décor was very upscale. Everything still look very new. They have a small bar by the stairs and a bunch of tables with...

I didn't know this place even existed until I read about it today -- very impressive first visit.

The girls are all very beautiful and friendly. They are more generous with showing the kitty than girls at some other clubs I could mention (cough Camelot). The club has this unusual...

OK, I'm totally into this place now. It's the type of place you can go for 30 minutes, grab a beer (yes, they're expensive, but come on, the place is crawling with hot women, and there's a good DJ -- suck it up and pay the $10 or whatever),...

Club is brand-newly remodeled and nicely laid out. Having that said the downstairs was the only area open and was kind of cramped. Out of the girls there were 3 that would be 8's. I felt very uncork table with pushy nature of the girls trying to get...

So JP's is back. After a Nats game, a buddy and I visited the new JP's, which is now an upscale kind of club instead of the old neighborhood bar from years past. The decor was nice and the all the girls were pretty. I liked the...

This was a really interesting experience. It is halfway between a strip club and a real club -- meaning, there are several groups of co-ed friends hanging out, as well as strippers in non-stripper outfits (perhaps after their shift?) hanging out as well. DJ was good, and the chicas...

Place recently reopened under new management, and it seems clear that they are somewhat inexperienced. The dancers were great; hot and talented. The layout of the club is okay; its obvious they were planning on table dances and private rooms. The DJ was playing crappy hip hop all night....

JP's Nightclub, also known as Cheers with tits, has re-opened. However, if you remember that dive-y neighborhood bar that happened to have naked chicks dancing, this isn't it. Under new ownership and management this club has gone upscale. The decor is pure gentlemen's club with big-screens and...

Best club I've worked for in the last few years of hoping around. Everyone was so friendly and got along, music was too loud but I loved the atmosphere. It was a sad day today to see it surrounded by firefighters as the place had burned down.

Club will be closed...

My first time at JP's is stop number 2 out of 3 during my lunch time DC strip club tour. They're open for lunch Monday-Thursday, starting at like 11:30am I believe. I didn't stare too long as the club hours from outside but someone may want to do...

My experience is different since I'm female (tho hetero). Girls here range from scuzzy to cute to very cute, but main attraction is attitude of relaxation and girls are NOT SHY. Memorable experiences of dancers putting both heels up on poles and waving 'the item' in my face...

Place has been in a downswing lately but went in last night and lo and behold, some reasonably cute and sexy girls !

Now if they could just get back the hotties that left in the last year and do some new recruiting as well....place could be terrific.

It seems like...

Ok AbbieN, you win, I will end my JP boycott and check it out again. I just got so sick and tired of walking in and then out due to the horrible lay out and lack of even marginal talent. AbbieN is right about this place previously being a great...

Stopped by on a Wednesday nightNot a bad place. Right across the street from Good Guys. Two levels at night. Decent looking dancers. At one point, they had a long "flashy" stage put in downstairs but then decided to get rid of that. Not sure why. Maybe they had problems...

Lately it seems that every time I write about how a club is the same as always something changes immediately afterward. Well, this month JP's is no exception. Long time fans will remember this as the best low key club to spend time with a favorite regular dancer,...

I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to time. Occasionally I'd become a regular again when a favorite dancer either re-appeared or migrated from some...

They just cannot get it right here anymore!!!
The stage and seating has been tweaked for the 5th time in the past year and it still sucks. Bring back the old stage design and seating! It was great the way it was....and while you are at it, Fire all the old...

Good things about this club: Friendly personnel, dark nightclub atmosphere, some cute girls.

Bad things about this club: Peculiar stage layout, roster of girls is hit or miss, music too loud to talk.

I prefer this place to Good Guys across the street which has more grizzled girls and snotty...

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them regularly rather than sit with some stranger, they probably just prefer to talk with people they...

Being nearly across the street from Good Guys, I tend to head over when there's too much of a line at Good Guys. I had no problem getting in.

The upside: some cute dancers, and I was able to actually get the attention of a few who appreciated the tips.

The downside:...

I wanted my buddy to go out today so I suggested God Guys since it was one of his favorite clubs and he agreed. I drove because he usually complains he is the designated driver so it took us a little longer because DC is his neck of the...