JP's

Checked out JPs awhile ago and was very disappointed based on my visit. I walked in with no cover, but the downstairs was roped off, so everyone had to go upstairs. When…

This is a nice place with a nice bar, no cover at least on Tuesday and no drink minimum as far as I know, but I was drinking anyway. Had pretty much…

OK, as soon as this club remodeled and re-opened, I was a total fan. It was a club atmosphere, they made good drinks, and the girls were petite, friendly, and hot.…

Visited JP's on a Friday night. From pictures I had seen, the club looked beautiful. Only the top floor was open despite it being pretty late (around 10pm) on a Friday night,…

Went to JP’s last Thursday night around 10pm. I only saw the upstairs as downstairs was closed. The space was pretty small and décor was very upscale. Everything still…

I didn't know this place even existed until I read about it today -- very impressive first visit. The girls are all very beautiful and friendly. They are more generous with showing…

OK, I'm totally into this place now. It's the type of place you can go for 30 minutes, grab a beer (yes, they're expensive, but come on, the place is crawling…

Club is brand-newly remodeled and nicely laid out. Having that said the downstairs was the only area open and was kind of cramped. Out of the girls there were 3 that…

So JP's is back. After a Nats game, a buddy and I visited the new JP's, which is now an upscale kind of club instead of the old neighborhood bar from…

This was a really interesting experience. It is halfway between a strip club and a real club -- meaning, there are several groups of co-ed friends hanging out, as well as strippers…

Place recently reopened under new management, and it seems clear that they are somewhat inexperienced. The dancers were great; hot and talented. The layout of the club is okay; its obvious…

JP's Nightclub, also known as Cheers with tits, has re-opened. However, if you remember that dive-y neighborhood bar that happened to have naked chicks dancing, this isn't it. Under new…

Best club I've worked for in the last few years of hoping around. Everyone was so friendly and got along, music was too loud but I loved the atmosphere. It was a…

My first time at JP's is stop number 2 out of 3 during my lunch time DC strip club tour. They're open for lunch Monday-Thursday, starting at like 11:30am I believe.…

My experience is different since I'm female (tho hetero). Girls here range from scuzzy to cute to very cute, but main attraction is attitude of relaxation and girls are NOT SHY.…

Place has been in a downswing lately but went in last night and lo and behold, some reasonably cute and sexy girls ! Now if they could just get back the hotties…

Ok AbbieN, you win, I will end my JP boycott and check it out again. I just got so sick and tired of walking in and then out due to the horrible…

Stopped by on a Wednesday nightNot a bad place. Right across the street from Good Guys. Two levels at night. Decent looking dancers. At one point, they had a long "flashy" stage…

Lately it seems that every time I write about how a club is the same as always something changes immediately afterward. Well, this month JP's is no exception. Long time…

I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to…

They just cannot get it right here anymore!!! The stage and seating has been tweaked for the 5th time in the past year and it still sucks. Bring back the old stage design…

Good things about this club: Friendly personnel, dark nightclub atmosphere, some cute girls. Bad things about this club: Peculiar stage layout, roster of girls is hit or miss, music too loud…

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who…

Being nearly across the street from Good Guys, I tend to head over when there's too much of a line at Good Guys. I had no problem getting in. The upside: some cute…

I wanted my buddy to go out today so I suggested God Guys since it was one of his favorite clubs and he agreed. I drove because he usually complains he…

Club is on upswing from its nadir. They have improved the quality of the girls significantly. Prices for drinks are now reasonable after having been much too high for years.…

I'm not impressed. I don't see why anyone would want to spend there time and money here. Especially since there are better choices in DC. Good Guys is just across the street.…

Overall the club is pretty nice. When I first came in I remember thinking "Hey, this is a nice little place." It's cozy and comfortable, and the layout is good.…

Walked in on a week night. It's been months. i actually have to say I thnk they knocked 10years off the average dancer. There were also plenty of them. Still remembering…

Not a bad place, stopped in the other night. Its right across the street from Good Guys. There were Two levels at night. They have decent looking dancers. At one point, they…

I've been in here a few times in the past few months without bothering to write a review, mostly because little has changed that would require a review. Based on the…

As I have noted numerous times, this is a sad excuse for a club nowadays. How I long for the old ones. Like a lost puppy I keep on peeking in every…

AN ENTERTAINING CLUB WITH EXPLICIT NUDE DANCING. LOCATION/ PARKING: The club is located in the Upper Georgetown section of DC. The club apparently does not provide parking, so customers have to park…

It is sad to see an old favorite decline to painful lows. Still some nice girls....still some fairly attractive girls....but tooo few these days. Sometimes just a handful of girls working. So not…

Small club with two stages. Or one sttage and one stagette. Godd variety of dancers - some more mature but not any less appealing. Easy to strike a conversation…

Gave it another whirl one drunken night. I do admit the staff has lost some weight. Too bad it was the bouncer. If the dancers are yong, the are…

DONE. DEAD. FINISHED. What a freakin shame! There is no reason whatsoever why this place cannot be stocked with talent and bring it back to life. Please, please, change the management. Somone needs…

This club has been a major disappointment after they changed their stage. They lost most of their mojo. I would not recommend this club to anyone. Now its empty and most…

Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of JP's make it the best club in town. And some aspects of it are…

I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit was yesterday. It lasted one beer. The remodeling makes everything much nicer looking,…

You take your chances here. Some dancers are good others are fat or ugly. You can get a dancer to sit with you if there are not a lot of…

One word: Lame. This used to abe a fun place to and have drinks yuck it up and occasionally chat with a dancer that was reasonably good looking. Now the…

My shortest visit here ever. Looked up and saw a Fat older dancer girl on stage. No customers. Horrible Vibe. Instead of even ordering a drink I used the rest room and…

Nothing to really write home about here. Stubld in at Midnight on a Friday. No real talent on either the upstairs or downstairs stage. Frankly, To get to…

Instead of bringing in new decor they should have brought in new girls. I do not know why they don't understand this concept. Even Good Guys is struggling on the talent. Right…

Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some work for quite some time. You can see on some of my previous reviews the complaints…

Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of…

This is not a bad place for Washington, DC, although it pales in comparison to the better clubs in other states. The dancing is all nude. You can get up…

I made my periodic check and am back to being woefully disappointed in JP's. why can't they just say NO when a fat chick who has no business dancing comes in for…

I dropped into JP's the other day - what a disappointment! Three girls were working: 2 white girls, and the third was a very bored, very lethargic, overweight black girl who…

What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, and that…

Nice club with 6 girls on the night I visited. All the girls were young and slim. I prefer a little more meat on the bones so I wasn't that…

I think JP's is "back." The good management here finally got rid of most of that portion of the dancers who are unattractive and replaced them with attractive women from elsewhere. If…

Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be better if they'd give up the tits and concentrate on being a bar. A Tuesday…

Cheers with Tits. Sometimes, though they are still too old and saggy at this place. Still an occasional hottie will surprise you. One new girl in particular is smoking hot. Can't give…

This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more customers and dancers than I'd seen in quite a while in here. A few…

Ok, if this place got some really good looking dancers, it would be great. Nice set up, and attractive interior. However, the girls all seem way past their prime. My…

I stopped going to JPs after a couple disappointing visits last year, but recently decided to give it another try. I’m glad I did. The place seems to have picked…

I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday afternoon. Since I see nobody has done a detailed review lately I'll start with that.…

Yep, this place is virtually out of the running as worth visiting on any kind of regular basis. Upswing? What upswing? The upswing wasnt temporary - it was nonexistent. Its great that…

Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary. Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision…

I thought this place was gaining momentum, however 2 days in a row this week, it flat out stunk. Only 3 girls working, minimal talent at best. Walked in and out both…

Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more than a few chairs need…

Much much better. I showed up on Friday. Heather (or Veronica) not sure, anyway she is the red head with the smokin' body is beyond hot! Unfortunately she is not much of…

Well, I still stand by my last review. I had a great time, the girls were friendly, the show up close and personal, and all the other little niceties that make…

I'll go with the slight improvement, but it still has a long way to go to make it back to its glory days. I still enjoy good guys more strictly because the…

Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they have some new girls and returnees who are attractive and they do seem to have cleaned house of the…

I'd have to say JP's is back. I went there last Monday, usually a slow day, and while there weren't a lot of customers they usually outnumbered the dancers for a…

Nowhere near as much fun as it used to be. In its heyday, it was Cheers With Tits and Ass. I've switched to only ocassional visits just to see if there is…

As far the last commentary about Joanne, the waitress, I agree with all except that she did get naked... Just not at the club. I am stopping in today. Hoping for some…

Stuck my head in the door recently. It was a nice day, so I didn't expect much. DEAD. Saw the same old day dancers and two customers. The…

Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly improved overall with the addition of some relative hotties who departed Good Guys in one of…

COME ON management read these darn reviews! Some of us are dying to spend money in your club!.... it has nice little nooks and crannies and a decent atmosphere but you MUST…

I went in recently, determined to give the club a chance. I swore I'd stay for a full rotation, see every dancer, and have at least two beers before moving on.…

walked in and out and headed to Good Guys across the street. Still no improvement with JP's. I'll still keep peaking in and hoping for this place to get better. It is…

Agree that this bar is headed down right now. We've been going for years, and I now only go to see one dancer. Zoe is the hottest, friendliest, tightest, and…

JP's is unusual for strip bars. The women, while not in the top percentile of attractiveness, are enthusiastic and brazenly bold in their display of their bodies. It is common…

Those of us who like this club always ride out the low points of the down cycle by going to Good Guys, and hoping they aren't in a down period too.…

The club is going down hill. The quality of dancers has been very weak my last 3 or 4 trips. These things usually go in cycle. The JP cycle is way down…

I guess this club needs a better review than "it's not the rock club next door", so on a recent Monday I ventured in for a visit. I hadn't been there…

You did miss something... The door. The bar you walked into is called the Grog and Tankard. JP's is one door up the street.

OK- I missed something here.. I walked into an empty punk rock nightclub- there were a couple of guys playing pool-- I saw no women ANYWHERE. I was convinced I had…

Decline continues. A club simply CAN'T be good if the dancers are inadequate, and this club's dancers continue to decline in quality. I can't fathom why. This place used to…

This is certainly one of my favorite places for my friends and I. If you are tired of the clubbing atmosphere and just want to hang out, drink, and see beautiful…

Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline. The problem is that the stable of dancers has declined sharply in quality. JP's used to have cute college girls and young mothers....and they were…

Went to JPs on a Saturday afternoon. Two dancers were working at 2pm; at least one hadn't shown up. Three songs on stage, three off, three on. I stayed an…

Better if you are a regular. No laps, no action other than flirting and conversation. A few players have been known to take the girls out after hours. Again, helps if you…

JP's is right across the street from the Good Guys. If you do one, you have to do the other. JP's has 2 floors. There are 2 stages on the first floor…

The more things stay the same, the better in some cases. This place is your basic neighborhood bar with nude go-go dancers, and hasn't changes significantly for years. Don't go…