Reviews

Checked out JPs awhile ago and was very disappointed based on my visit. I walked in with no cover, but the downstairs was roped off, so everyone had to go upstairs. When you walk upstairs,…

This is a nice place with a nice bar, no cover at least on Tuesday and no drink minimum as far as I know, but I was drinking anyway. Had pretty much everything I wanted…

OK, as soon as this club remodeled and re-opened, I was a total fan. It was a club atmosphere, they made good drinks, and the girls were petite, friendly, and hot. Really felt…

Visited JP's on a Friday night. From pictures I had seen, the club looked beautiful. Only the top floor was open despite it being pretty late (around 10pm) on a Friday night, and it was…

Went to JP’s last Thursday night around 10pm. I only saw the upstairs as downstairs was closed. The space was pretty small and décor was very upscale. Everything still look very new.…

I didn't know this place even existed until I read about it today -- very impressive first visit. The girls are all very beautiful and friendly. They are more generous with showing the kitty than…

OK, I'm totally into this place now. It's the type of place you can go for 30 minutes, grab a beer (yes, they're expensive, but come on, the place is crawling with hot women,…

Club is brand-newly remodeled and nicely laid out. Having that said the downstairs was the only area open and was kind of cramped. Out of the girls there were 3 that would be 8's.…

So JP's is back. After a Nats game, a buddy and I visited the new JP's, which is now an upscale kind of club instead of the old neighborhood bar from years past.…

This was a really interesting experience. It is halfway between a strip club and a real club -- meaning, there are several groups of co-ed friends hanging out, as well as strippers in non-stripper outfits…

Place recently reopened under new management, and it seems clear that they are somewhat inexperienced. The dancers were great; hot and talented. The layout of the club is okay; its obvious they were planning…

JP's Nightclub, also known as Cheers with tits, has re-opened. However, if you remember that dive-y neighborhood bar that happened to have naked chicks dancing, this isn't it. Under new ownership and management…

Best club I've worked for in the last few years of hoping around. Everyone was so friendly and got along, music was too loud but I loved the atmosphere. It was a sad day today…

My first time at JP's is stop number 2 out of 3 during my lunch time DC strip club tour. They're open for lunch Monday-Thursday, starting at like 11:30am I believe. I didn't…

My experience is different since I'm female (tho hetero). Girls here range from scuzzy to cute to very cute, but main attraction is attitude of relaxation and girls are NOT SHY. Memorable experiences…

Place has been in a downswing lately but went in last night and lo and behold, some reasonably cute and sexy girls ! Now if they could just get back the hotties that left in…

Ok AbbieN, you win, I will end my JP boycott and check it out again. I just got so sick and tired of walking in and then out due to the horrible lay out and…

Stopped by on a Wednesday nightNot a bad place. Right across the street from Good Guys. Two levels at night. Decent looking dancers. At one point, they had a long "flashy" stage put in downstairs…

Lately it seems that every time I write about how a club is the same as always something changes immediately afterward. Well, this month JP's is no exception. Long time fans will remember…

I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to time. Occasionally…

They just cannot get it right here anymore!!! The stage and seating has been tweaked for the 5th time in the past year and it still sucks. Bring back the old stage design and seating! It…

Good things about this club: Friendly personnel, dark nightclub atmosphere, some cute girls. Bad things about this club: Peculiar stage layout, roster of girls is hit or miss, music too loud to talk. I prefer…

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them regularly…

Being nearly across the street from Good Guys, I tend to head over when there's too much of a line at Good Guys. I had no problem getting in. The upside: some cute dancers, and I…

I wanted my buddy to go out today so I suggested God Guys since it was one of his favorite clubs and he agreed. I drove because he usually complains he is the designated…