JP's Reviews

Club is on upswing from its nadir. They have improved the quality of the girls significantly. Prices for drinks are now reasonable after having been much too high for years. Waitresses, bartenders, and bouncer are all highly professional and make one feel welcome. Other facts: ...

I'm not impressed. I don't see why anyone would want to spend there time and money here. Especially since there are better choices in DC. Good Guys is just across the street. While it's not great, it is several steps above this place.

I stopped in about 1pm on a Wednesday...

Overall the club is pretty nice. When I first came in I remember thinking "Hey, this is a nice little place." It's cozy and comfortable, and the layout is good. They have two floors, and on M-Thur (I think) you can get private stage dances upstairs from...

Walked in on a week night. It's been months. i actually have to say I thnk they knocked 10years off the average dancer. There were also plenty of them. Still remembering there are no laps in DC, the girls actually made an effort to sit down and have a...

Not a bad place, stopped in the other night. Its right across the street from Good Guys. There were Two levels at night. They have decent looking dancers. At one point, they had a long "flashy" stage put in downstairs but then decided to get rid of that. Not sure...

I've been in here a few times in the past few months without bothering to write a review, mostly because little has changed that would require a review. Based on the last few posts however I'll add something. This club was at the bottom for quite a while,...

As I have noted numerous times, this is a sad excuse for a club nowadays. How I long for the old ones. Like a lost puppy I keep on peeking in every few weeks hoping they go back the old lay out, the old quality, and the old atmosphere. Instaed...

AN ENTERTAINING CLUB WITH EXPLICIT NUDE DANCING.

LOCATION/ PARKING: The club is located in the Upper Georgetown section of DC. The club apparently does not provide parking, so customers have to park on the street. There is some street parking, but it can be difficult to find. There are also...

It is sad to see an old favorite decline to painful lows.

Still some nice girls....still some fairly attractive girls....but tooo few these days. Sometimes just a handful of girls working.

So not enough girls...and increasing scarce as to customers too. Feels kind of tomblike.

This Cheers-type club continues to decline...

Small club with two stages. Or one sttage and one stagette. Godd variety of dancers - some more mature but not any less appealing. Easy to strike a conversation with the dancers. approachable. ...

Gave it another whirl one drunken night. I do admit the staff has lost some weight. Too bad it was the bouncer. If the dancers are yong, the are fat. If the Dancers have good bodies, they are old. At least the older one's are friendly....

DONE. DEAD. FINISHED.
What a freakin shame! There is no reason whatsoever why this place cannot be stocked with talent and bring it back to life.
Please, please, change the management. Somone needs to run the place that realizes that hiring overweight ugly crack addicts is not going to help your...

This club has been a major disappointment after they changed their stage. They lost most of their mojo.
I would not recommend this club to anyone. Now its empty and most of dancers have left. Used to have few hotties but not anymore. Highly NOT recommended....

Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of JP's make it the best club in town. And some aspects of it are awful.

The good....friendlyt people....a handful of very attractive girls....."Cheers-like" envirnoment.

The bad....some girls unattractive or overweight such that they have...

I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit was yesterday. It lasted one beer. The remodeling makes everything much nicer looking, not sure if the new setup is very popular with the customers. The biggest problem here is...

You take your chances here. Some dancers are good others are fat or ugly. You can get a dancer to sit with you if there are not a lot of regulars there. Some people don't know better than to throw money at the girls. This gets...

One word: Lame. This used to abe a fun place to and have drinks yuck it up and occasionally chat with a dancer that was reasonably good looking. Now the vibe is that of a cramped basement with old tatooed women that you can;t even look at. ...

My shortest visit here ever. Looked up and saw a Fat older dancer girl on stage. No customers.
Horrible Vibe. Instead of even ordering a drink I used the rest room and walked right out. I will not come back till I here different. What a shame....

Nothing to really write home about here. Stubld in at Midnight on a Friday. No real talent on either the upstairs or downstairs stage. Frankly, To get to the the 2 good looking girls in the place (1 for being open and 2 points for the...

Instead of bringing in new decor they should have brought in new girls. I do not know why they don't understand this concept. Even Good Guys is struggling on the talent. Right now, shocking, but I think The Royal Palace has had better quality then both JP's and GG's....

Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some work for quite some time. You can see on some of my previous reviews the complaints about the upolstery in the chairs, the carpeting, etc. Everything is new. New carpet, new tables,...

Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of the stage for any patrons who happen to be amateur gynecologists. Overall, a fresh, updated look. Change...

This is not a bad place for Washington, DC, although it pales in comparison to the better clubs in other states. The dancing is all nude. You can get up close to the dancers for tips. There is no contact, no lap dancing, etc. The bar...

I made my periodic check and am back to being woefully disappointed in JP's. why can't they just say NO when a fat chick who has no business dancing comes in for a job?
You can't tell me there are not hot chicks in the area. Just look at the...

I dropped into JP's the other day - what a disappointment! Three girls were working: 2 white girls, and the third was a very bored, very lethargic, overweight black girl who looked like Whoopie Goldberg on Quaaludes.

The downstairs section of the club is undergoing a renovation, so only the...