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review
10 years ago
Checked out JPs awhile ago and...
Checked out JPs awhile ago and was very disappointed based on my visit. I walked in with no cover, but the downstairs was roped off, so everyone had to go upstairs. When you walk...
BigMDguy
District of Columbia
review
11 years ago
This is a nice place with...
This is a nice place with a nice bar, no cover at least on Tuesday and no drink minimum as far as I know, but I was drinking anyway. Had pretty much everything I...
pinester
California
review
11 years ago
OK, as soon as this club...
OK, as soon as this club remodeled and re-opened, I was a total fan. It was a club atmosphere, they made good drinks, and the girls were petite, friendly, and hot. Really...
cipdevice
Maryland
review
11 years ago
Visited JP's on a Friday night....
Visited JP's on a Friday night. From pictures I had seen, the club looked beautiful. Only the top floor was open despite it being pretty late (around 10pm) on a Friday night, and it...
cicatricial
review
11 years ago
Went to JPâ€™s last Thursday night...
Went to JPâ€™s last Thursday night around 10pm. I only saw the upstairs as downstairs was closed. The space was pretty small and dÃ©cor was very upscale. Everything still look very...
yamas
Virginia
review
11 years ago
I didn't know this place even...
I didn't know this place even existed until I read about it today -- very impressive first visit. The girls are all very beautiful and friendly. They are more generous with showing the kitty...
h526
review
11 years ago
OK, I'm totally into this place...
OK, I'm totally into this place now. It's the type of place you can go for 30 minutes, grab a beer (yes, they're expensive, but come on, the place is crawling with hot...
cipdevice
Maryland
review
11 years ago
Club is brand-newly remodeled and nicely...
Club is brand-newly remodeled and nicely laid out. Having that said the downstairs was the only area open and was kind of cramped. Out of the girls there were 3 that would be...
Dcmatt
review
11 years ago
So JP's is back. After...
So JP's is back. After a Nats game, a buddy and I visited the new JP's, which is now an upscale kind of club instead of the old neighborhood bar from years past....
rokme
District of Columbia
review
11 years ago
This was a really interesting experience....
This was a really interesting experience. It is halfway between a strip club and a real club -- meaning, there are several groups of co-ed friends hanging out, as well as strippers in non-stripper...
cipdevice
Maryland
review
11 years ago
Place recently reopened under new management,...
Place recently reopened under new management, and it seems clear that they are somewhat inexperienced. The dancers were great; hot and talented. The layout of the club is okay; its obvious they were...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
11 years ago
JP's Nightclub, also known as Cheers...
JP's Nightclub, also known as Cheers with tits, has re-opened. However, if you remember that dive-y neighborhood bar that happened to have naked chicks dancing, this isn't it. Under new ownership and...
AbbieNormal
Maryland
review
17 years ago
Best club I've worked for in...
Best club I've worked for in the last few years of hoping around. Everyone was so friendly and got along, music was too loud but I loved the atmosphere. It was a sad day...
mysassygirl
review
17 years ago
My first time at JP's is...
My first time at JP's is stop number 2 out of 3 during my lunch time DC strip club tour. They're open for lunch Monday-Thursday, starting at like 11:30am I believe. I...
tdcx
Clubbin
review
17 years ago
My experience is different since I'm...
My experience is different since I'm female (tho hetero). Girls here range from scuzzy to cute to very cute, but main attraction is attitude of relaxation and girls are NOT SHY. Memorable...
lingeriebarbie
review
17 years ago
Place has been in a downswing...
Place has been in a downswing lately but went in last night and lo and behold, some reasonably cute and sexy girls ! Now if they could just get back the hotties that left...
JimRockford
review
17 years ago
Ok AbbieN, you win, I will...
Ok AbbieN, you win, I will end my JP boycott and check it out again. I just got so sick and tired of walking in and then out due to the horrible lay out...
Georgewalker
Maryland
review
17 years ago
Stopped by on a Wednesday nightNot...
Stopped by on a Wednesday nightNot a bad place. Right across the street from Good Guys. Two levels at night. Decent looking dancers. At one point, they had a long "flashy" stage put in...
jyoneonone
Pennsylvania
review
17 years ago
Lately it seems that every time...
Lately it seems that every time I write about how a club is the same as always something changes immediately afterward. Well, this month JP's is no exception. Long time fans will...
AbbieNormal
Maryland
review
17 years ago
I used to be a big...
I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to time. ...
AbbieNormal
Maryland
review
17 years ago
They just cannot get it right...
They just cannot get it right here anymore!!! The stage and seating has been tweaked for the 5th time in the past year and it still sucks. Bring back the old stage design and seating!...
Georgewalker
Maryland
review
17 years ago
Good things about this club: ...
Good things about this club: Friendly personnel, dark nightclub atmosphere, some cute girls. Bad things about this club: Peculiar stage layout, roster of girls is hit or miss, music too loud to talk. I...
JimRockford
review
17 years ago
Well, duh, of course the dancers...
Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them...
JackOlantern
review
17 years ago
Being nearly across the street from...
Being nearly across the street from Good Guys, I tend to head over when there's too much of a line at Good Guys. I had no problem getting in. The upside: some cute dancers, and...
softoff
Florida
review
17 years ago
I wanted my buddy to go...
I wanted my buddy to go out today so I suggested God Guys since it was one of his favorite clubs and he agreed. I drove because he usually complains he is the...
geneglenn