JP's
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2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007

Visited JP's on a Friday night....

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cicatricial
Jan 11, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Visited JP's on a Friday night. From pictures I had seen, the club looked beautiful. Only the top floor was open despite it being pretty late (around 10pm) on a Friday night, and it was smaller than I expected, but the interior was nice, sleek, and new, unlike most of the other clubs in DC. I would've liked to see the first floor, too, but according to most people I've asked, the top floor is better anyway. The upstairs stage is a good size with two beautiful/interesting poles, so when two girls are dancing, it isn't crowded or awkward.

There appeared to be only a few girls working, but perhaps there were more hanging out in the dressing room. Most of the girls I saw were average in appearance and looked bored, but I don't blame them since there were only one or two other customers in the whole club. The girls were nice enough, if a bit lacking in enthusiasm. I did spend some time drinking and talking with one of the hotter girls there, I believe her name is Jade. She was beautiful, petite, exotic-looking, and a good conversationalist. I feel like her talents (and the other girls' too) are probably wasted here, unfortunately.

The drinks were pretty strong which I find refreshing, since some other strip clubs tend to make them a little weak. The waitress wasn't quite as attentive as she should've been given the fact that she was waiting solely on my friend and I.

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