Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

More dancers than customers. Beat-up...

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Snarfs
Sep 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue.

I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for a lap dance in there. Better using that for gas money to get to Mons Venus. Apparently some of the girls will take your dick out and give you a hand job with the lap dance in the VIP.

Lots of tv's to watch MNF, which was definitely more interesting than the fat dancers on the stage. Played full length songs and the dj was really enjoying myself.

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