Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

It was raining too hard to...

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Otto22
Aug 4, 2009, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Monday Evening

It was raining too hard to drive to Cocoa Beach so I returned to BA to give it another try. $5 cover to enter. A rather large place with lots of chairs but it was about as deserted as I remember from the previous visits. Plenty of dancers tonight, so many that they were running specials every hour.

Dances here are $15 (per sign) so disregard the $20 listed here on TUSCL page. Specials offer two dances for $25 plus a free drink. Assuming you would have another drink anyway, this amounts to $10 a dance. Pretty good value.

Now the dancers. Mostly young plus a couple of 30ish skanks. I spent the entire evening with a 24 yr. old mother of a 15 month old daughter. She was able to hold a conversation. She complained of being cold and I believe it considering their outfits and the AC blasting away from above. Anyway she spent the entire evening sitting on my lap and snuggling. I was happy to keep her warm and she warmed me up in the VIP. Moderate mileage but lots of grind.

This will never be my favorite space coast club but it seems to offer some opportunity.

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