Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Stopped in while in town for...

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BigMike79
Apr 5, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Stopped in while in town for work. Had a few hours to kill between appointments so I decided to try the place out, since even for 4pm, there were several cars in the parking lot (and a vending truck) so I could tell the place was up and running decently for that time of day.

Now in this area, the places are generally average and this fit the bill. It's a very small club, with seats that all face the stage as though you're in a small auditorium. It was a monday afternoon, so bear in mind that the dancers were limited, but certainly not bad looking. One or two were probably pushing an 8 while the others were no worse than a 6. As stated on here already, the girls do two songs, one with top on, one without. For a tip dollar you'll get a little brush-by and they'll dance in front of you for a good minute or so.

The LD's aren't bad: $15 for semi-private room (but at that time of day, for me, it was completely private) Small comfortable couch area and the mileage was mid-ange but overall not bad (and by no means an air-dance, just not a TON of friction, but it worked, especially for $15 a song, with a full song (not cut short like some places). I enjoyed myself quite nicely for two songs.

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