Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

This is an okay club to buy a drink or two but the dances are no-contact. The club is similar to any club you might go to in Orlando which makes it dismal...

Just like the reviewer below me, I keep on comming back eventhough it is a dissapointment. I went on a Thursday, and I dont know if it just was a bad day for...

For some reason, I keep comming back to this place. Each time it is dissapointing. However, I keep comming back. Probably the reason is this is the only place in Melbourne....

There are some nice looking women here at night, and they often have features. Affordable bar and a good location are plus's. But the dances are lame, minimal contact and the day shift girls are looking...

It has been a while since my last visit. The last time, I was so dissapointed that I thought it was the last visit. As usual, the inside is clean. The girls...

I stopped in here and had a beer in the late afternoon. There were boobs and lap dances, but this place does not compare to the places on the beach. Very tame, but the...

It has been a while since my last visit, I was hoping that things had changed. I was still the same as always. The outside of the place has been painted recently....

Went here last Saturday night. Place was packed. There were about 30 girls working there. It was a little to packed for my taste, with the club being pretty small. But there...

There were more younger & cuter girls there on this visit. I got a couple of nice $10 lap dances from a new 26 yr old with long red hair. Slim and pale. My favorite. She...

Pleasant enough, but not super exciting. On my afternoon stop there were maybe 5 dancers, all young and cute enough. A good place to stop for a beer and look, but the dances are...

Went to this club last Friday. Looks of the dancers were average. Minimal contact lap dances. Drinks were expensive. Some dances were a little rude. You will have a better time up in Cocoa...

I have been to this club over the past several years and was always mostly disappointed in the quality and friendliness of the girls, and I may even have a review here that says...

If you are looking for a fun time with some really beautiful girls, this is the place. If you are looking for contact forget it. No contact allowed here at all. ...

Went to BA on a week night got there about 5:30 in the afternoon not a lot of customers yet so I sat down and drank a beer. several girls working mostly...

I get a chance to visit every few months. This time around the place was pretty much the same as before. The inside is clean. The girls are average. About 10 girls were...