Good Reason To Drive To Cocoa Beach and Inner Room

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off driving to Cocoa Beach and go to Inner Room. The trip is worth time. It is not that BA is awful, it is just not good. Too much smoke, girls are not much to look at and when you get a dance it is just okay.

The club just seems smokey to me. It may be the fog they use on the stage, but the smoke seems to linger throughout the club. As someone mentioned earlier, the bar tenders are the best looking girls in the club. The dancers seem to be older, and a bit on the thick side. I got two dances from the one younger dancer (mid 20's) and it was just okay. No effort on her part. It was like I was not there. I understand it is a business, but at least try to give me a reason to want to return.

I tried another dancer and it was worse than the first. This one talked the whole time. We were waiting for the next song and while waiting I realized I made a mistake. Once she found out I was going to travel to West Palm, all she kept talking about was Rachel's in Palm Beach. I heard about the food, the lunch, the girls, the parking lot. I could not get away fast enough. You know it is bad when she says you are going to get two dances for the price of one special and you just want to pay the $25 and go find another dancer to spend the special with.